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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/This-Fox2434 on 2026-03-15 06:02:11+00:00.
My ex (21F) and I (23M) broke up almost a year ago. We only dated for a few weeks, but things were moving too fast. We decided it just wasn’t in either of our best interest to keep seeing each other since we wanted different things. Done. Right? WRONG. For months after I’d receive a bunch of calls, texts and dms from her family and friends. I ended up blocking everyone and by this point decided to just go no contact. Jump to now- About a week ago I started messaging back and forth with someone on Instagram. I didn’t recognize them, but I have been meeting a lot of new people lately so I didn’t think much of it. Today she invited me over to smoke and maybe watch a movie. I come over, we smoke a little bit and we even take some shots as we’re having fun. By the end of the night she takes a drink and goes “So….Theres something I need to talk to you about..” as I turn with a confused look I respond ; “okayyy? What’s up?” She pauses and goes “So… (Ex) moved in recently and she’s actually my roommate” and as she’s saying this, there she walks out of her bedroom…..my ex….. I swear I felt like Nev and Max were just going to burst through that door to tell me Ive just been catfished. So yeah. Now I’m home early because my dumbass fell for the stupid cheese under the box propped up on a stick
TL;DR: I went over to someone’s place for a date only to find out it was my Ex using her roommate to get back in contact with me