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[–] Fleur_@aussie.zone 65 points 2 weeks ago (13 children)

The second someone wastes their time in your post history you've already won

[–] sudoMakeUser@sh.itjust.works 74 points 2 weeks ago (29 children)

Sometimes you see a wild political take on Lemmy and you open their profile and see them praising Russia and China.

[–] Pricklesthemagicfish@reddthat.com 40 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Whats wrong with chinese food? Is it not suculant and delicious?

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[–] Ghostie@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 weeks ago

I call it the tanky check.

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 6 points 2 weeks ago

Oh that? That's just .ml

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[–] Sharkticon@lemmy.zip 41 points 2 weeks ago (15 children)

I don't know if I'd go that far. It's one of the easiest ways to identify troll behavior. Sure going through and analyzing every post is insane, but being able to click on someone's history and see that oh they say stupid stuff for reactions regularly is pretty helpful. I'd also argue that it's helpful when people are making intellectually dishonest arguments when they have ulterior motives. Racist dog whistles for instance, when someone makes an argument that's a pretty obvious dog whistle and then claims they're just asking questions the Post history can sometimes help cut through that nonsense.

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[–] Bombastic@sopuli.xyz 26 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Nah bro, I remember that post where some guy was criticizing OP's cooking, so OP checks that dude's post history and finds how he drinks his own piss.

I'm pretty sure OP won that argument by just mentioning that

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[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (4 children)

>go to history

>Most recent post is about mass downvoting

Yeah checks out lmao

Edit: hmmm can't figure out how to add green text brackets here

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You need to escape them, like this:

\> go to history

\> Most recent post is about mass downvoting
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[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

mass downvoting

There are accounts that exclusively downvote random comments. Not controversial comments, random ones. I have no idea what the person running the bot gets out of it.

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[–] romanticremedy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 49 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I feel like most of those accounts with hidden history are bots

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 weeks ago

Bots or nazis. It's real convenient that we can't see the posts they make on /r/GenZFourthReich or whatever

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Yes. It’s not good for reddit’s business if you can easily tell bot accounts, so they introduced this new feature

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[–] frog@feddit.uk 7 points 2 weeks ago

Reddit started with fake users. It has always been part of their culture and history. Of course they will allow bots to hide their post history. It's the only way they get users to consistently post.

[–] MunkysUnkEnz0@lemmy.world 38 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They did this to hide the bots in AI. It's BS.

makes it ripe for scams and disinformation

You can search the username and their history will come up though.

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[–] null@lemmy.org 33 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (7 children)

I had mine hidden because you say one controversial thing in the wrong community and they're digging for dirt in comments from years ago.

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 7 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

How do you feel about the lack of obfuscation on Fediverse? Piefed hides votes but otherwise we're all kind of wide open to eachother

[–] null@lemmy.org 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That's just where the internet is now; everything is accessible. Your public data is scraped and your private data is sold.

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Yes for sure, but you were talking about unhinged reddit profile detectives. I only ask because I have conflicted feelings and am trying to figure out how to be less worried about it here

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[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 6 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

I don't understand how that's supposed to work, you'd have to have posted some bad takes, and even if you did, "hey I made the wrong call based off what I believed at the time, I now understand where I was misled" isn't going to turn anyone against you.

It really only affects people who don't stand behind their words.

[–] BananaIsABerry@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

"hey I made the wrong call based off what I believed at the time, I now understand where I was misled"

This would never work. It actually would 100% lead to being mass downvoted. Not just reddit, but here too.

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[–] Taokan@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Some of it too is differing audiences/communities. You might tell a joke in front of your poker bros that you wouldn't tell in front of your kids ... and there's nothing wrong with that.

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[–] thebestaquaman@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

You overestimate the average persons ability to read what you've written and interpret the meaning behind it. I have no doubt that plenty of people will read your comments from years ago and nail you to the wall over some gross misinterpretation of something that's not even remotely related to the topic at hand.

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[–] OctopusNemeses@lemmy.world 23 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Meh. It's a required feature at this point. Someone has stalked me on lemmy too.

At some point people started taking the internet beyond seriously. As if every random thing that's mashed into the keyboard is tantamount to sworn affidavit than must be held up to scientific peer review.

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Yeah I've been stalked and death threatened myself, but only here. Hurray for .ml users, alienating the world one worker at a time!

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[–] ILoveUnions@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

It creates far more issues than it benefits. Hiding enables bad actors much more so than not hiding does, as it allows them to more easily disguise their history of bad faith arguing.

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[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Hiding post history is a gift to fascists, like so many other decisions reddit made. One of those funny coincidences that keeps happening.

Clicking someone's username was like dogs sniffing butts. You want to know: what kind of asshole am I dealing with? But dipshits trapped in tribalist worldviews only knew that people would slap them down for hypocrisy, so wah wah wah admins come save me, if blocking to force the last word wasn't enough. I had so many idiots sneer about /r/LinkIsCute posts, like I'm supposed to be shamed about liking a popular character in a clearly intended fashion. It's just the desperate grasping modern version of some child with a quivering upper lip countering 'yeah, well... nice hair!'

[–] Dogiedog64@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Once had a guy join a discord I was in, acted normally for a few minutes, interacted with the crowd, the whole jig. Then, out of nowhere, they start pinging me and posting my reddit history from like 7 years ago. Really weird. They got banned pretty quickly for doxxing.

The funniest part was that they were trying to shame me or something by posting comments I'd made on various NSFW subs and posts. Told them to keep digging, I was sure there was some good stuff in there. They got very upset over that lmao.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I had a guy suddenly start stalking me, following me around and posting rude comments in response to every post I made -- his username was even a slight modification of mine. I was starting to get pissed until he posted "Mom always did like me better" and I realized it was my brother who had discovered my username while hanging out in my room.

[–] VoiHyvaLuojaMitaNyt@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

And thats why I keep accounts separate. I don't link anything to anything, I have different usernames on different services and whatnot. Even if someone somehow figures out my (now deleted) Discord and reddit usernames and starts spamming them to someone, I can just say "well thats not me lol" In that hypothetical scenario, I'd hope they people I spent time chatting with, would believe me and not the weirdo who started spamming someones reddit history.

But also, I don't care. I try to be myself all the time, so at worst, the creeps will just be spamming stuff that I normally do/say.

[–] PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@feddit.uk 19 points 2 weeks ago

Adding the ability to hide your post history is an awful feature.

Made spotting trolls a lot harder

[–] qevlarr@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago

This is an anti feature to hide bots and trolls

[–] borQue@lemmy.zip 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Reddit is a shitty forum. American BS policies. The moderators can ban anyone they like on their own terms, being negligent or asocial. I had an account with tons of karma and I was critisising racism. I.was.critisising.racism. The moderater did not read careful, just thought I was racist and banned me. No response to any of my rightful appeal. Shitty forum.

I got banned for making fun of a nonexistent race, and I was doing it to mock the concept of racism itself.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

I never hid mine, I only deleted comments when I made a glaringly obvious mistake, such as commenting in the wrong post, or completely misreading the original post.

Comment, be honest, and let the chips fall where they may, is the rule I follow. If someone wants to call me out as a hypocrite, feel free. We're all hypocrites.

[–] Aeri@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (13 children)

I had one guy who was a real fucking creep go through my post history. So I honestly understand wanting it to be private.

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