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Today I Fucked Up

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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/Immediate_Size_3539 on 2026-03-14 15:42:53+00:00.


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Today I ran into him again at the same spot. I was mentally prepared this time and did not bring chips anywhere near him.

Turns out I didn’t need to.

The villagers told me that earlier today he had already harassed someone into giving him a mango drink and apparently drank an entire 2-liter bottle. After finishing it, he did what any accomplished snack criminal does…

He laid down and went to sleep peacefully.

When I arrived he was already sleeping like a king after a successful mission, so I quietly took the opportunity to take this picture of the culprit.

Honestly, his needs seem to be climbing higher on the needs pyramid. That day it was chips, today it’s bottled mango drinks.

I fear tomorrow he may demand a full meal.

Also, for everyone who asked, I’ll reveal the criminal’s face in the comments.

TL;DR: The bull who robbed me of my chips has upgraded his taste. Today he apparently demanded and drank a 2-liter mango drink and then went back to sleep. I found him napping and finally got a picture of the criminal.

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