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Weird I just see *******.
I understood that reference
did you know how fat her juggs were before you said that tho
Did they?
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(I was setting up my printer)
Now we can hack you printer
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hate when they sell tiny 3d prints for a dollar per gram. literal incredibly overpriced waste.
I print stuff for my friends are organisers for the cost of filament, a friend asked if anyone has a spare birdhouse, she's getting a large 3d printed one for about 3$
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Googled my symptoms and it basically came back with "99%, you're compressing these vertebrae/discs and it causes [exactly my symptoms]." So it's just getting old! Woo!
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wordplay in portuguese combining neurodivergent and funny ("divertido")
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(Name still pending) I’m playing a lightfoot Halfling Battlesmith Artificer. My original thought would be to act as the ship’s engineer and keep people’s gear upgraded. I don’t know if she’ll be on the front line, soaking up chaos like a sponge but I do plan for her to help out however needed.
She does have a steel defender. I still don’t know what that will look like. Either some sort of aerial drone shaped like a jellyfish (I’m picturing the tendrils beign able to move independently and would help with attack or defense or just repairing items) or a large bulldog that she can ride around on.
Background: there’s no mystery or trauma. My character left home because she wanted to go out and see the universe. She comes from a pretty big family (so she’s always going to be running into a cousin in some random place)
But yeah, she’s living life, eating snacks, and doing what she likes the most.
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