this post was submitted on 31 Oct 2023
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[–] treadful@lemmy.zip 83 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Look at these grippers though

[–] unreachable@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] JesusLikesYourButt@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] TeddE@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

I hope this pays off your student loans.

[–] fiat_lux@kbin.social 55 points 2 years ago (1 children)

As long as I don't have to mate with Tom Paris, it seems like a good trade.

[–] univers3man@lemmy.world 29 points 2 years ago

Risa is leaking.

[–] MsPenguinette@lemmy.world 38 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Seraph@kbin.social 22 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Same, but no one's buying my foot pics.

[–] phorq@lemmy.ml 30 points 2 years ago

There's your problem, feet pics sell better. Nobody is interested in a single foot, doesn't matter the price per toe you're offering.

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Yeah nobody want's foots pics from fat chicks. Fuck. At least I don't have student loans, so I got that going for me

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 33 points 2 years ago

I love happy endings.

[–] jedi_hamster@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago

Time to create Facebook

[–] joelfromaus@aussie.zone 20 points 2 years ago

you’re still a lizard

Thought this was going to be some sort of Mark Zuk redirect.

[–] Maeve@kbin.social 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Impeccable timing! I just said to be the smartest species, we sure are dumb. None of the rest of the flora and fauna are the reason for extracting most of the planet, and eying the East and West’s wars du jour, maybe the planet. πŸ˜…

[–] Maco1969@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

There's also the fact that throughout the history of civilization we have to spend more time working to exist as population density increases. India 70 hour average working week, European cave man 20 hour working week, one mammoth is a lot of food.

[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

In the late Permian, Bug eats you