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Man Calls To Inform Previous Sexual Partners He’s Contracted The Curse Of The Pharaoh (www.theonion.com)
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[–] TubeTalkerX@kbin.social 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Return the Slab….

[–] slacktoid@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

The man in gauze!

[–] XTornado@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

But it looks so nice on my countertop....

[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

I just gotta inform my hand about it.