this post was submitted on 13 Mar 2026
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Lemmy Shitpost

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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

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[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 35 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Dr. Jones big naturals

You are now a policy wonk

[–] applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 2 weeks ago

The one time I'm ok with censorship on the internet

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 14 points 2 weeks ago

Oh god why eyes today?

[–] SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

My bust is freakishly large

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 weeks ago

why you pimp so good

[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

No... no,no,no,no.

[–] Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 30 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)
[–] FreeBeard@slrpnk.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

Only the King of Kings might satisfy her.

Are YOU up for the task?

[–] Chee_Koala@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

Corporate needs you to find the difference between these two pictures.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Probably need a spoiler tag... As this is, NSFW or something? Honestly no idea what is going on here

[–] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Okay, so Troy and Abed, two community college students, told a scary story where two military pilots crash landed in the woods by a mad scientist's cabin. The scientist (depicted as their elderly friend Pierce) sewed them together while they were unconscious from the crash. But what he didn't realise is that connecting their brains together gave them psychic powers. So then they did weird surgery on him for revenge. They put his butt on his chest and swapped his hands and feet. This is him after he wakes up from the surgery.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Stream of consciousness. Ok ...

[–] fleem@piefed.zeromedia.vip 2 points 2 weeks ago

troy and abed in the morning... nights

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

Is that Miriam margoylees?

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 15 points 2 weeks ago

I, for one, welcome our new busty overlords.

[–] DoomGuy_n66@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 weeks ago

WTF is that?!! WTF you did?!!

[–] irelephant@kbin.earth 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 weeks ago

Protip for anyone with a similarly endowed partner: back rubs and scritches right along the line where the bra clasps along the back after they take it off in the evening is wonderful for them. Least it was for my ex and is for my wife.

[–] softwarist@programming.dev 6 points 2 weeks ago
[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago
[–] sundray@lemmus.org 6 points 2 weeks ago

Maul Blart, Bust Cop

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 weeks ago

Kevin James stars as Bob in Adam Sandler's Fight Club.

[–] Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

I can't tell you how much I hate this.

[–] wuffah@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

gladly trading the Great Barrier Reef for this

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 2 weeks ago

🎵 If you're a big fat man, I'm a titty fan, and I'd love to see yours too! 🎵

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Its a good look.

[–] kieron115@startrek.website 4 points 2 weeks ago

“I am both confused and, if we’re being totally honest, a little aroused”

[–] TronBronson@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Gabba ghoul giggity

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Lol that's horrifying

[–] ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com 3 points 2 weeks ago (17 children)

Who's going to take one for the team and bang Violet?

[–] fenrasulfr@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You asume she wants any of us basement dwellers.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

She does seem extremely picky.

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Man, I can't be the only one that feels like it's just a little creepy to talk about someone any of us only barely know through the internet like that. Especially knowing she's literally 18 vs the average age around here seeming to start at the upper 30s.

Anyway, from what I can tell she doesn't have much issue getting it, she's just still horny. Having the collective of lemmy effectively cheering her on probably doesn't help, even if her posts are legitimately entertaining.

I remember being a sexually active 18yo. Hormones are a motherfucker. Young, dumb, and full of cum. Had a long term GF who was just as much of a freak as I was. We used to try and beat our "high score" of orgasms per day. I was in no way "deprived" yet it was still easily 75% of what I thought about at any given moment. I found an old reddit account of mine from that time, and it is embarassingly horny as hell.

So cut the (quite) young adult some slack and don't be parasocial about it please.

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[–] Agrivar@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Why would we want to do anything that might detract from all her awesome hornyposting? It's such a pleasant change to have it coming from a lady!

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[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

this one's older than GenAI

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