A note saying the line cook prepared your burger with one of the pickle slices in his ass.
this post was submitted on 12 Mar 2026
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A puzzle with one missing piece.
A stubbed toe or a hangnail.
A brick
Bed bugs
a catheter bag of piss
An adorable little bag of Ricin.
A loaded gun
Molotov cocktail. Or a can of spray paint.
A harsh judgement.
Hammers
An enema.
A Stressball
Decaffeinated coffiee. Nobody specified who would get angry and when. :)
An angry chihuahua
A current news headline
A shot
Bills
A weapon?
A cat in the bag
A five day trial code for anthropic and the entire box is AI generated Ghibli style
Probably one of the options below:
- molotov cocktail
- hammer
- chainsaw
- V8 engine
- ice pick
Syphilis
Stress balls!
Printers
a image of a middle finger
they come with foods that do not match the advertisement
weapon
Cold chips
Butcher’s nails
Brass knuckles
Shame and regret.
Gravel. Just sit there and eat your damn gravel, kid.
Stew that makes you go blind for 24 hours
Jizz. Cold, hard jizz. In a ball.