A tool. Generally a hammer, but an awl, hatchet, saw, or scribe will do as well. Maybe even a paint pen or novelty oversized permanent marker.
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Sounds like someone has woodworking on their mind
Not really, I just can't expect an angry meal to come with a plasma torch, tannerite, or mag drill with carbide annular cutters, can I?
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An ad for a toy.
An ad for a toy that gives you 100 McGems for watching it and a button to buy 1000 McGems for $5.99 (toys cost 1200 McGems)
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Bees
Or dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark, they shoot bees at you?
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A knife
McDonald’s food
Homework
A knife. Or maybe something really annoying, like a QR code that goes to videos of Mike Johnson talking
OMG the violence 😨
Have you been to a restaurant lately? It's the bill, the bill makes it an angry meal. The free toy in your happy meal makes it cost more. The last thing we need at home is more plastic junk.
Scolding hot coffee that melts off your labia with a side of nationwide slander.
melts off your labia
you're drinking it wrong.
Small Chinese toys painted with "slightly" radioactive paint.
6-pack of Natty Ice
Fox News
A coupon good for $5 off your next purchase of 4 sticks of 16gb RAM.
A shiv.
They’re both McDonalds, but one is served at the White House.
MD 20/20
Small bottle of whiskey.
A Glock
Homework
The same toy, smashed.
A broken toy.
They take a toy
McDonald’s food.
A gun
A QR code to a Go Fund Me to donate money to the corporation.
A memo on the new format for TPS reports
Fox News
The Bible!
Indigestion
Gun
and empty fries container
These hands
A price tag of $100.
An adorable little bag of Ricin.
A beer, hopefully.
A note saying the line cook prepared your burger with one of the pickle slices in his ass.
Bed bugs
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