I'd trade my dick sucking skills for skill at playing guitar.
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Have you tried taking up the (skin) flute?
The fact I played flute in 4th-6th grade makes me wonder if those skills just translated... 🤔
Based on what I know about flute embouchure, probably only if the receiving dick is quite small.
Now I'm gonna try to blow across someone's meatus to see if I can make it whistle next time I go down.
I feel like there's got to be people out there that want the opposite trade.
"Being good at guitar doesn't help me at all. Everyone hearing me play wants to suck my dick and not the other way around! 😩"
Anyway, here's Wonderwall...
Like, is it really that great for boosting romantic success? I mostly just hear the roasting.
(If you want to make money at it or get famous, I can assure you skill isn't a big part of the equation. I've been close enough to the industry to definitively say a lot gets fixed in post)
I'd trade 90's computer skills for 90's social skills. Because 90's social skills are relevant today, while it's been a while since I've had to resolve IRQ conflicts via jumpers. And switches no longer have a ~~Chasey Lain~~ daisy chain port thanks to multiplexing.
You've had a Lotta dick
Had a Lotta dick
I've had a Lotta time
I have a tangent related to 90's social skills: I wish I had attended university before the high-speed internet era. We collectively replaced so much face-to-face interaction with stupid Flash games and scrolling ebaumsworld.
Id trade the skill of knowing how many carbs are in any dish with the skill to naturally release insulin to process the carbs of any dish. Or am i trading a skill for a perk?
I need better emotional regulation. I wish I could just go "Yeah this is going to completely suck" and then get it done.
I would trade my accumulated engineering training and skills in order to be a great musician. I'm done with office work, staring at a screen all day, and coming home mentally exhausted. I want to be able to go to a jam session and shred with the best.
Have you considered the possible financial implications of this? Playing music is great, but poverty isn't.
If you have a job like that, you have the money to get basically any gear and lessons you want!
I'm at a point in life where money isn't the issue. The bottlenecks are always time and energy. Someday I'll have time to focus on music (and skiing, and backpacking, and drawing, and ...).
I'd trade the ability to pick up my underwear with my foot and toss it into the laundry hamper for invisibility.
I would trade all my skill and knowledge in history and geography for just being able to program in rust
I have the jack-of-all-trades skill.
I can play guitar, piano, cello, oboe, drums and sing, write computer programs, poetry and short stories, read at a fairly fast pace (I've clocked myself at over 1800 pages a day, 4 full novels, without skipping sleep), I have decent eidetic memory, I've read multiple encyclopedia's from A to Z, I am apparently unable to get lost, I can do carpentry and electrical work, home repairs, automobile repairs, fix electronics, toys, gewgaws and gadgets, I know dozens of stupid human tricks like folding joints out of place and flipping eyelids, crossing eyes and flexing tongue.
I have literally never run into anything that I cannot do to some degree other than a pull-up or play the classical flute.
If I had to trade that skill for something else, I do not know how to properly value it. All I know is that everyone around me considers it basically worthless.
I wonder how one gets your skills of all skills! Did you grow up without fear of failure and ADHD perhaps? Did you have good parents? Curious.
Massive fear of failure and incredibly abusive parents.
Also, practically no support from them beyond food and shelter. Even clothing was a once a year if they remember kind of thing.
I'm also vigilantly self-reliant, to the point that when I ask other people for help, they are often shocked.
That's great you're able to do all those things!
Also, as far as how to get those skills, part of it is just being born with it. Both me and my dad are hyperlexic.
We taught ourselves to read.
My first words were "M-I-L-K, that spells milk", which shocked the hell out of my mom because apparently we were driving around in a car and I saw the billboard and it clicked in my head.
I was like nine months to a year old.
The rest of it is just boredom. I was offered to skip grades multiple times, but my mom didn't want to embarrass my older half-brother by having me be in the same grade or ahead of his grade, so I got held in place, and I still managed to graduate a year ahead of my class.
With all of the extra free time for my mind to ramble, I read and consumed information and I was like, I'm going to do something great and I need to know everything I possibly can know in order to accomplish this greatness.
Unfortunately...
Being horrendously abused by the people that are supposed to be nurturing and caring for you makes it incredibly difficult to reach out and achieve greatness when the opportunity is in front of you.
I'd trade my writing skills for coding skills. I feel like I'd be happier programming than teaching kids how to write.
You had me at "teaching kids".
I'd lose my mind. Happier coding and vibin to music. You know, the OG vibe coding.
Trading my "people always want to tell me what went wrong in their life"-superpower for excellent executive function. Pretty please.
Knowledge of Mandarin-Chinese for Knowledge of Japanese
I like Anime 😁, but haven't really used Mandarin for over a decade so I feel like Japanese would be a better use of brain capacity for me.
I would gladly change my math ability, that is small, for some musical ability, that is non existent.
I would trade my very limited woodworking skills for equally limited artistic skills of any type, ideally music related.
I would trade some other skills (really any pick) for extra house improvement skills. It’s not even that I’m bad at it, I’m just too nervous to fuck it up to even start…
Id probably trade my gaming skills for any sort of artistic skill. At least then I could be good at something that you can make an income from.
Not negating you, but if you are under any notion that art can sustain a living, especially in the current slop world, I have bad news for you 😬
Not sustain but at least provide something extra. The sort of thing where a couple of commissions might get you a pizza or some other treat that you couldn't justify otherwise.
Grab gimp and start just editing pictures. I've made some cool stuff By combining photos tastefully or making album covers etc.
So many folks here just mentioning things that with time and effort they could just straight-up learn.
Music isn't magic, Art isn't something you're born with
Respectfully disagree with you.
I've been taking music lessons for years, to find that I don't have the ear nor the rhythm for it.
Ten years of dance classes, I love the feeling of floating over the floor with an English Waltz. But ask me to stop counting in my head, or improvise rather than trained patterns, and I fall apart, just rocking in place.
Painting too. Aquarels, not acrylic. I don't have the imagination nor, again, the fine motor skills.
The Arts are not for me.
I am a man of electronics, mechanics, computing, soldering, Lego, woodworking, sailing, geometry, 3d modeling. And I can teach and plan and organise.
It's all practical, tangible stuff. That is who I am.
I feel you. When trying to paint I want to make an exact copy of reality because I can't imagine what is the essential thing to make something recognizable as it. I can't imagine it well enough in my head.
Sounds like you've just not found the right way to learn that works for you, tbh
Eh you can’t ignore the effect talent has on skill development. Their brain can literally be wired in a way that something like rhythm can be difficult to master whereas someone else can pick it up easily. Some of these things you’re just born with and can never change.
The same applies to high level math and art
Useful doesn't mean you'll enjoy it. I have the math skills but no musical skills. I wish I could sit on my patio and strum a guitar.
I can whistle without moving my lips. I'd trade that for the ability to play football at a world competative level.
Na i am good. I might be just a bartender, but I gave so much to become one of the best in my trade. Giving away that would mean giving away part of myself. I paid a high price to get where I am now and I am good damn proud of myself.
But if I had to I would want to git gud. Always wanted to be able to beat Dark Souls with ease.
I would trade my video game ability for basically anything else in the world. Im no longer a world-champion contender level of skill, and without charisma its worthless.
I'd like to trade it in for carpentry or any handymannery.
My skill at driving a car would be transformed into helicopter pilot. I hear they make good money and I can always get a motorcycle or take Uber.
So many music answers here, I didn't expect that.
Maybe my ability to "sing" by vibrating just my lips together, in exchange for absolutely anything useful. I don't know if anyone else can do that, so if we're going by a kind of bell curve way of measuring "talent", it could fix a lot for me.
I’d trade my car repair skill for house repair
Interesting, why? You'd think they both are things you either have to do yourself or pay someone for.
