I’m not gay but that would probably do it for me tbh
this post was submitted on 12 Mar 2026
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puts dehydrated dinosaur in your drink
uwu whats dis
sloppy making out
You both just killed the upcoming community /c/ nowkiss
I hope you are proud.
Really, you should be.
starts sloppy kissing Akasazh
stammers words of consent through the drool
works every time 😎
Dont fuck with drinks even as a bit, kids
Sorry, it's a bad joke
This is the shitpost community. It's fine.
Especially since those require warm water to dissolve the capsule.
I'd rather them fucking drinks than driving the drinks and fucking the owners of days drink.
Besides it was a dirty martini, how could one resist?
That's such an interesting way to arrange those words
This would fully work on me. Especially if he replaced the drink, because obviously I'm not drinking that lol
are those edible?
Everything is edible.
Some things just once.
Reminds me of a guy I used to work with. Any time he got frustrated with our manager, he'd mutter to himself, "Everyone gets one."
The way he explained it to me is, everyone is allowed to murder one person. You might suffer some real bad consequences as a result, but if you can stomach those consequences, no one can really stop you from doing just one murder.
There are people in prison for attempted murder that would beg to differ.
It's not a freebie, preparation and follow through are critical to getting your one.
Why does that feel like a Terry Pratchett quote?
Because I adapted the original, which is his. He originally talked about all mushrooms being edible, although some just once.
Ahh that's it
Black holes are edible?
Are you eating it or is it eating you.
Yes.
Just because nobody ever tried doesn't mean you oan't be the first one to do it! Go for it!
If it kills you, its not "safe for human consumption" which is the defining characteristic between something edible and any random item you can stuff down your throat.
You can eat anything once. If it's edible you can eat it more than once. Words having meanings. Yes, I am fun at parties.
Anything is edible if you try hard enough
say that to my cock. it’s disgusting.
".....yes"
No they’re foam. And the dissolving gel cap is probably nasty to drink.
Where do you think dino nuggies come from?
Modern Dino’s’ meat ground up and processed with bone, beak, and other ‘waste parts’ jammed into molds and baked?
Dinosorhmones.
Dinosaur moans
Man, there's a really good sketch from a Swedish comedian a bit related to this but I can't find a version with English subtitles...
I'll post it anyway because I think you can understand most of it anyway:
Haha thanks for sharing. i didnt understand a word except "party drug" and "bombastic mr fantastic" but that was hilarious
My neighbor did this to her parents but the dinosaur was made of clobe so her mom and dad became Christmas clad. None of it made any sense but I took her word for it because she gets pretty violent if you question her.
This happened to my buddy Dave once
Are you sure?
OH MY GOD I AM ORDERING THOSE DINOSOWER PILLS RN THEY ARE SO COOL I WANT TO RELIVE MY CHILDHOOD