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[–] Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.org 116 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Gender affirming care for cis people seems to be accepted way more easily.

[–] Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 30 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Hahahahahaja

No, no, this isn't "accepted", she has money.

[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 50 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I mean, it accepted in the sense that entire governments aren't trying to forbid her from using public bathrooms over it.

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[–] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Gender affirming care for ultra-rich.

Fixed that for you.

[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 51 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Ok I didn't know this lady even existed, and I don't know if I want to search what makes her renowned other than her surgery

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

She's a British TV "personality" and former WAG

So yeah, nowt flash

[–] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Wives and Girlfriends - It just means women who date footballers

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[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 17 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

just read the title, she put a squeaker in the vagina

[–] Lawnman23@piefed.social 10 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Does it make her vag go “whoo whoo!”?

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I want a vagina that plays the DuckTales theme song

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I want a vagina that plays the intro to Toto's Africa when i spready my legs.

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

hopefully medical science figures it out. meanwhile, how hard would be to make wireless earbuds into piercings so your vagina can have music. Subwoofer buttplug recommended

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

at 6 in the morning

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[–] glimse@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Elizabeth Jane Cundy (née Miller; born 2 May 1968) is an English socialite, TV personality and former wife of footballer Jason Cundy.

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 39 points 3 weeks ago

And they say journalism is dead

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 38 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't remember ordering this vagina with sausage!

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 3 weeks ago

"you could sharpen a pencil with this bad boy"

[–] Codpiece@feddit.uk 24 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Are you sure it just doesn’t need oiling?

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

This is actually a common misconception - you shouldn't use oil to lubricate, but instead, a dry silicone-based lubricant

[–] ShotDonkey@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

You are American, right?

[–] Codpiece@feddit.uk 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Ok I’ll try that in my car.

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Not your car. Just your pussy

[–] Codpiece@feddit.uk 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

My cat is now furious. But he has stopped squeaking.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

shit we accidentally grabbed powerbond

[–] nonentity@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

Sounds like the procedure hid her grease nipple.

[–] doopen@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago

I didn't know you could actually reupholster a pussy

[–] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 21 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Well good for her, this is much better than those news articles where it's just "Rhianna wears a dress"

[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 weeks ago

right like at least she put in the actual conscious effort to say something shocking

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

So what'd she do with the old one? Asking for a friend.

[–] TheKracken@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Omnipitaph@reddthat.com 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That doesn't make any sense. Tightness comes from the strength of the muscles. Anyone can do kegels, why the fuck did she get surgery? Did she just make it harder to get in? I have so many questions, and I do NOT want a SINGLE answer.

[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah I dated a girl once and knew she was getting close because she would stop being able to focus and the feel would change completely.

It was hot as fuck, felt like she was actually melting.

[–] tio_bira@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

hanging out with her is like that SpongeBob episode with the rubber boots

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Marthirial@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't know who this person is but now I will be able to identify her in public.

[–] FarraigePlaisteach@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

By the sound

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 weeks ago

As a man, I kind of get it. I used to wear corduroy pants.

[–] Sunsofold@lemmings.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

What's that squeaking?

It's a bird!

It's a rocking chair!

No, it's....

*bah BAbah BABAAAAAH*

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago

Same, luv. Same.

[–] tangonov@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago

Of course her name is Cundy

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 2 points 2 weeks ago

Incidentally you squeak when you talk too so you both squeak the talk and squeak the walk.

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