Technology

Oh, no! Not Meta! Or Oracle! Or umm, Palantir! Or... guys, help me here.

I only feel bad for all the sysadmins who will get woken up because of this

What if Iran ends up breaking the backs of corporate America? As an American, I'm not against that...

American here. Can someone start a go fund me for Iran, on the condition that participants are allowed to attend an exclusive event for the live tar and feathering of Zuck the Cuck and Peter Theil? We could probably raise more money than the tech bros have.

oh no, that's so horrible... 🤣

Since America and Israel attacked Iranian Economic Interests when they bombed oil producing facilities, it's entirelly fair for Iran to respond in kind.

Hold on! Stop! I can only get so wet!

Well...we're waiting!

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they know who runs the country.

If Microslop went away one day, it would only improve my quality of life.

I want this war to end as soon as possible, but is this a surprise?

They’re taking on hundreds of millions from the Pentagon, they are military contractors.

I do not think bombing data centers will result in more than sporadic regional service disruptions though. Data will just get routed through other regions and increase latency. That’s what the internet was invented for and AWS + Google run multi zone clouds.

It’s yet to be seen if Iranian hackers can deal any real damage to these companies.

Oh nooo this is horrible you guys! Not Palantir!

Well, didnt musk and suckerberg get enlisted in the military for some bs reason for pentagon access?

it would be a hilarious turn of historical events if Americans were saved from the oligarchs by Iran.

Shit i may need to delete my google account before Iran does it for me!

Im here in the US rooting for Iran ... such a weird fucking timeline.

Oh fuck yea! Saves us the trouble of a war against AI and robots, trying to dismantle Palantir!

I would fuck things up so bad out of spite if I was Iran.

They funded his presidential campaign and own nearly all the media to oppress opposition and push propaganda. So big tech is getting from the world what they put into it?

No one I care about. Its hard to feel sorry for them since they helped make it happen.

“President Trump is not worried”

Welp, I’m satisfied, how about you? /s

If they digitally nuke them. I don't want to be apathetic to death and injury

This will end with Trump dropping a nuke in Iran, or die trying. Mark my words.

stop dont come back

Why bother with microslop, they just gave to be a bit patient and wait for the weekly ground zero updates 😄

Lol. We're so bad at dealing with our own ultra wealthy leeches that we're relying on our adversaries to do it for us.

I'm wondering exactly how much more pathetic we can get. Is there even a rock bottom?

please do