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[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago
[–] troglodytis@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

I have a sizable piece of property out in the middle of nowhere. Gotta say, going walkabout wearing only socks and shoes is the BEST!

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

If you haven't done this before, there's no time like the present. Also, go outside in your front yard. That pretty much maximizes the effect.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 4 points 3 weeks ago

You can never be totally naked if you have a tattoo.

[–] toynbee@piefed.social 4 points 3 weeks ago

Dave Barry posited a very similar theory about black socks, IIRC.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 3 points 3 weeks ago

Ever since I was a kid I, and other men, have had to occasionally remind women that if the air conditioning is too cold then can they please just put on a sweater because there's only so much clothing we can remove before we either run out of options or somebody calls the cops.

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago

This dream, again??

[–] th0maswaschosen@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Then, just step over a motorcycle and if even that isn't enough just drive to a highway and speed up to +100 kmh, then you'll feel naked

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 3 weeks ago

Its working! You're a genie!

[–] Nounka@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

A hat will work to

[–] Francislewwis@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

I hate how accurate this is. 😅

[–] MustaSpiraali@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 weeks ago

Finnish midsummer with harsh gravel between sauna and the lake.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 0 points 3 weeks ago

try taking off some of your buttholes

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