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I feel like bears is the most obvious answer. In this scenario it would have started thousands of years ago. We'd have dozens/hundreds of breeds with different shapes,sizes and characteristics. What do you think would be the most interesting/cool?

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[–] PodPerson@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The Liger. It’s pretty much my favorite animal.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Bears!

If I had a pet grizzly bear, I'd ride that dude around town all the time.

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[–] early_riser@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Not domestication per se, but we should teach our ape cousins how to control fire and develop technology. Ascend, my brethren! Come and join your furless kin! Reach out your hands and grasp the tools that are your salvation! Reject the weakness of your flesh!

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[–] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 weeks ago

Quokka of course.

[–] Fleur_@aussie.zone 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Jomega@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

I think that's just called a sub.

[–] WhyJiffie@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

we already have consumers.

yes I'm criticizing myself too.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 weeks ago

Foxes, Wombats, cats.

[–] leadore@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Hmm, I would say a monkey would be an obvious choice since they can manipulate objects and do all kinds of things, are also fluffy/cuddly, and there's a potential for two-way communication. Possibly an ape, though it would be bigger--maybe too big and not as cute, and it could easily kill you if things don't go well.

[–] stringere@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago

Lowland gorillas are the new pitbull.

[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago
[–] GarboDog@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah, but they only live for like 4 years.

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[–] _deleted_@aussie.zone 3 points 3 weeks ago

Quokka or wallabies

[–] DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Sloths (of course!), armadillos, cheetas (well, basically large dog sized cats), boars, ...

EDIT: and otters and beavers!

[–] rain_enjoyer@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 weeks ago

cheetahs were tamed by ancient egyptians, and even today you can find some random gulf sheikh with pet cheetah. the problem with domestication is that they're very hard to breed in captivity

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 weeks ago

Raccoons, foxes.

[–] hitmyspot@aussie.zone 3 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Large birds, so they could take us flying. It would solve transportation issues and by doing so, get rid of commutes, make housing more affordable due to ease of transport from more places and be so cool.

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[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Give

Me

Giant

Pet

Salticids

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[–] Paragone@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

The politician?

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PS: Xenomorphs?

[–] Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

I said domesticate not eradicate 😉

Chipmunks, deer, beavers

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