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[–] E_coli42@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

I've never heard of someone coming back from brain dead. Is this the first recorded case?

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 2 points 3 weeks ago

This is the equivalent of waking up from a coma via mallet to the head but even more unlikely.

[–] Avicenna@programming.dev 0 points 3 weeks ago

Lets see if she tries to put a prophet spin on this.

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