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“Erika Kirk will continue his legacy, and will be a fearless advocate for the most elite airpower force in the history of the world whose warriors keep our nation safe, strong and free.”

Do you think Erika Kirk could even describe to you how airplanes fly with a basic grade school explanation?

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[–] Grumpyleb@lemmus.org 7 points 3 weeks ago (18 children)

Hopefully Trump steals the midterms as well and plunges the entire world into further chaos, maybe then Americans will consider doing something? I'm genuinely curious as to what it will take for general strikes?

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[–] Marshezezz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 3 weeks ago

Sure, why not. Every thing else is a fucking joke anyway, they might as well pile on even more with the farce.

[–] spykee@lemmings.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Airwrecka Kirk\

Yes, I spent way too much time on my work machine to sculpt this.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 6 points 3 weeks ago

This Caligula has a horse for every office of state

[–] SabinStargem@lemmy.today 3 points 2 weeks ago

At this rate, some rando will become the Ghengis Khan of America, simply because all possible opposition is so fucking stupid.

[–] lechekaflan@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Oh wow, here comes the Goering with high heels.

[–] Bakkoda@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

She chose a career over her relationship. I thought we were supposed to support feminism?

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[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

gurgle gurgle

Erika Kirk's husband

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