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it'd be the last thing the US military expects and would double their economy overnight

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[–] coeliacmccarthy@hexbear.net 43 points 2 years ago (1 children)

many bothans died to bring us the second china plans

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

what if it's full of computers and they call it cyberchina?

[–] blight@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

they'd call it CyberSino in English so that western intelligence would get it confused with CyberSyn and thus not be able to investigate it

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 23 points 2 years ago (2 children)

i bet theyd call it something scary like skeleton china just to make people too scared to investigate it, but that'd mean they have a whole skeleton army

[–] blight@hexbear.net 33 points 2 years ago (2 children)

IT'S RIGHT THERE IN PLAIN SIGHT

OPEN YOUR EYES PEOPLE alex-aware

terracotta army

[–] buh@hexbear.net 29 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Hamas has built stone soldiers under China 😔

[–] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

THEY'RE TURNING UYGHURS AND TIBETANS TO STONE AND BRAINWASHING THEM TO MARCH ACROSS THE OCEAN FLOOR AND INVADE TAIWAN

[–] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

SCP-1678 with Chinese characteristics

[–] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago

terror-cotta warriors

[–] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (4 children)

Unfounded speculation about skeletons being real makes us look unscientific in front of the liberals, and also forces me to sleep with the lights on scared

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Show me one time that China has denied training a skeleton army in China 2.

[–] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

China's lack of commentary on the matter does smell like a coverup, you've got me there

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[–] Ho_Chi_Chungus@hexbear.net 32 points 2 years ago (1 children)

IT'S TOO LATE. THERE'S ALREADY TWO CHINAS

[–] EnsignRedshirt@hexbear.net 45 points 2 years ago

I only see one.

mao-aggro-shining

[–] MorelaakIsBack@hexbear.net 30 points 2 years ago

FUCK FUCK Y'ALL I JUST STEPPED INTO THE BASEMENT AND THERE WERE FOUR OR FIVE NEARLY FULLY FORMED CHINAS BEING BUILT IN THE BACK CORNER BEHIND THE LAUNDRY MACHINE

[–] showmustgo@hexbear.net 28 points 2 years ago (2 children)

And we're gonna put it - thats right, you guessed it - RIGHT ON TOP OF AMERICA'S HEAD

[–] Owl@hexbear.net 28 points 2 years ago
[–] Sphere@hexbear.net 27 points 2 years ago (2 children)

And then once they're done, both Chinas could build another China each. Then there would be FOUR CHINAS.

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 29 points 2 years ago (2 children)

that's my main fear. exponential china.

[–] Smeagolicious@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago

Grey goo scenario with Chinese characteristics

[–] ProfessorAdonisCnut@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

EIGHT SYSTEMS! lets-fucking-go

[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 23 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You have uncovered the true meaning of the 1943 song "without the communist party there would be no new China"

Meiyou Gongchandang, jiu meiyou xin Zhongguo!

[–] usernamesaredifficul@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

it's true no one even knows where China is

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I looked out my window and at least it isn't there. Yet.

[–] usernamesaredifficul@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I don't know how they built the whole country out of China pottery but what's to stop them doing it again and invading michigan as all countries obviously seek to do

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[–] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

That would mean the reclusive totalitarian regime is also hiding a second Taiwan that they have made into a giant concentration camp.

The ccp is using Taiwan 2 to rehearse their future invasion of Taiwan and literally no one cares, WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS? rage-cry

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago (2 children)

If I was China- and I'm not- the first thing I'd do is build a bunch of decoy Taiwans so the US doesn't know which one to defend from invasion. It's classic strategy.

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago

Taiwan, Taitwo, Taithree...

[–] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

If I was China- and I'm not

Funny, that's exactly what China would say smuglord

[–] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] envis10n@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

They can't keep getting away with this

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago

It's true. If the Seeseepee coup'd the moon nazis and took over their moon base we wouldn't even know!

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago
[–] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

There's unironically a lot of US lanyard types panicking about china sending a colony to the Lunar South Pole before the USA and claiming it for China, fucking over US space expansion permanently. This is of course cope, the US can't even make working lunar spacesuits, and China in any case is a signatory of the Outer Space Treaty. But it'd be pretty funny.

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

scariest thing about moon china is there's nothin stopping them from making more moons to invent new kinds of china on

edit: think about an acid china

edit: lava china

Ice cave china!

desert china!!

dessert china!!!

[–] PaulSmackage@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

For all we know, they built a whole china under the sink.

[–] OgdenTO@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

When Mom talked about getting out the good China for special occasions, is this what she was talking about? Did she have a second, superior China to release at a moment's notice when the time was right??

[–] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Make sure to check your kids' Halloween candy for secret Chinas

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