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[–] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 94 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Yeeeah, I was involved with a server that had to add a “no live births in voice chat” rule.

[–] weimaraner_of_doom@piefed.social 29 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

I once had a neighbor who asked me if I wanted to pictures of his kids when they were born. I said "sure", after which he whipped out his phone and began to scroll through pics of his kids in the middle of being born.

All I can really say is that one thing I wasn't doing when my kids were being born was taking pictures.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago

Of course, that definitely calls for a video. Sound plays a major part!

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I know someone that took pictures of their dead family member right after they pulled the plug on them.

[–] duncan_bayne@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Not only would I be okay with that, I'd hope they then replaced all my avatar images online with that photo.

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

So stillborns are fine? Quite sadistic of the mods…

Tap for spoiler/s

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

No, it means that births in the voice chat are allowed if you record it prior to putting it there.

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Thanks, that makes much more sense. Very thoughtful of the mod team

[–] 42Firehawk@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 weeks ago

Obviously, wouldn't want poor connection distorting the experience!

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 51 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Project member here to confirm these are the rules for the PCSX2 server; we don't want our competition getting a foothold in our turf.

[–] TALL421@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago

I'm sorry, they're just so well put together over there! (And admittedly I have more attachment to the cube than the ps2) Yall rock too though

[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 2 points 3 weeks ago

You can't stop me.

[–] shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works 23 points 3 weeks ago

Dolphin porn happened

[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 22 points 3 weeks ago

I imagine it was this.

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 3 weeks ago

Shame I don't have it saved, but I remember that one "GIVING BIRTH IN THE VOICE CHAT IS FORBIDDEN" message...

[–] BootyEnthusiast@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Sea_animals.rar 1.2GB No Password - Download Now

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Sigh, all I got was a .tar ...

[–] AffineConnection@lemmy.world -1 points 2 weeks ago

I wish RAR would die already.

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I could use more dolphin porn in my life.

[–] eddie@feddit.online 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Pringles@sopuli.xyz 4 points 3 weeks ago

2 dolphins, one pufferfish.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

Well you see

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

okay so is that porn of dolphins or porn for dolphins

[–] BiteSizedZeitGeist@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Is there porn for dolphins that isn't porn of dolphins?

I'm sure the reverse exists 😂

[–] Omgpwnies@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

They've been observed to use fish and other stuff for ... relief, so I guess the answer is "not necessarily"?

[–] MasterNerd@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Ajen@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What if a dolphin is into really vanilla human porn though?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

what if the porn is of really nasty dolphins doing vanilla things? like idk, singing the themesong to flipper and then copulating with a beachball idk what dolphins are into, probably bigfoot.

[–] MasterNerd@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 weeks ago

Knowing them it's probably something really gross like fluke pics

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 5 points 3 weeks ago

Comm regulations are written in ~~blood~~

[–] real_squids@sopuli.xyz 5 points 3 weeks ago

Dolphin jelly incident probably

[–] BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

That's a risky click....it could be a rick roll, it could be very NSFL, it could be a bunch of fun dolphin facts with a misleading title, or it could be video of cute dolphins playing with their victims.

[–] HexaBack@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago

bandcamp link. prob a song

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Hold my beer.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Took me a minute to remember AiGen of images makes this a possible thing.

[–] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 2 weeks ago

*types "dolphin" into furaffinity*

Are you sure that’s the problem?

[–] weariedfae@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

Somebody remembers dolphinsex.org.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

oddly specific..

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

They need to clarify if that is porn of dolphins or porn for dolphins.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You never met Dolph online?

He was a well known anonymous username in random chatrooms, and man he was a dirty twisted minded fucker..

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Don't worry, we trolled him back. FlashChat chatrooms had lots of bugs to exploit..

Any wonder Flash got deprecated?

[–] AffineConnection@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

It means don't look at porn using KDE Dolphin.

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 weeks ago

John Lilly?

[–] I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

A funny ha ha.

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Shark porn is welcome