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submitted 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) by 64bithero@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Teach a fish how to man, you change the future for all of humanity

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[–] Pudutr0n@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago

idk the man pages aren't v fish friendly.

[–] clutch@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Build a man a fire, he stays warm for a night. Set a man on fire, he stays warm for the rest of his life.

[–] hactar42@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

GNU Terry Pratchett

[–] Quilotoa@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 weeks ago

Teach a man to fish, and he sits in a boat and drinks beer all day.

[–] PetteriPano@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

And that man's name? Kanye West.

[–] SolidShake@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

I want gills.

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Fish a man how to teach a day.

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago

Wrong. Its:

Give a man a fish, he eats for a day.

Give a fish a man, he eats for a week!

[–] spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago

Hufishity?