Conserving energy is for nerds.
Humans can run all day long.
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Remaining still to conserve energy < Running just to deplete excess energy
What is this excess energy you speak of?
Run, Forrest, run!
Conservation in general isn't a human strong suit.
https://www.cbc.ca/radio/quirks/study-space-junk-pollution-1.7010373
We are quite talented at the opposite, in fact.
Yellow piss too, it's great.
We've become so successful at getting food, we don't have to move much to do it any more. So we have to go out of our way to be active to stay healthy since evolution takes so long to catch up.
I used to refer to going to the gym as the "farm work simulator". It always amazed me that society progressed to the point where physical labor isn't necessary, but we chose to pay money, so that we can pretend to do it, in order to live longer
Ngl, if they make gym work as some kind of "heavy work" simulator games like Farming or Mining, with tracking progress, achievements, and competitive ranking, I would be at the gym way more.
VR games already make me work out way more than I thought I would.
Add a leveling system in there and make it an mmo
LOL What would you do with your Skill Points?
Dunno it just adds a progression system which gets me going
Leaderboards
I had a room mate who would drive a 5 mile round trip to the gym and back to walk five miles on the treadmill. I didn't have a car at the time and was always pointing out the nonsense of it. She said she just preferred the atmosphere of the gym to the side of the road or any of the many beautiful nature trails near by. 🤷♀️
To be fair, I can close my eyes and just sort of flail on an elliptical in a way that would absolutely hurt me if I tried it on the ground. It's also a lot lower impact and when I'm done I can just stop.
It's kinda like burning dollar bills in the fireplace to make the place look cozy.
It's kind of the ultimate symbol of excess evolutionary wealth to be able to go for a run just because we want to burn off excess energy.
we want to burn off excess energy.
A step further even, a lot of us need to burn off excess energy, because we're so well off (evolutionarily speaking) that we practically can't help but take in more energy than we burn naturally
Hell, food comes to us now.
I've got my money on that not happening until after an apocalyptic event sends us back to the iron age. And the adaptations we're gonna get aren't gonna be pretty.
Do wolves not chase each other while playing? It’s not exactly doing it for exercise, but they should understand the concept… maybe.
Yeah, and border collies or huskies would also be like: "Running! Yeah!"
OP: of course an animal would find a human running with neither predator nor prey to be simply ludicrous!
Dog: I like running
If you consider the greater evolutionary history, up until very recently humans have been kind of like the monster in It Follows. They're not very fast runners, but they are relentless. No other animal can run for such a long time. They'll keep going and going for hours on end, and they will eventually catch up with their victim. For an injured prey with explosive strength but relatively low endurance it must be absolutely terrifying.
Dogs joined the dark side, so they probably feel all cool and mighty next to their running master. In their head they go "yeah bitches you can run, but you can never hide from my human".
Lol at a tldr being a fucking wiki article, the opposite of short
Maybe it is "do read"
Today, learn and do read.
Canine are also persistence hunters, bears can be as well. I still like the comic though.
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I'm sorry so many dummies didn't understand your post fren.
Skinwalker hands typed the OP
Can't win them all. :) But yeah the joke is that the writer of the comment was not human since they didn't use "we".
If any animal understands running just for the hell of it, it's the dog.
The chad humans, chasing prey beyond the brink of exhaustion
It can't be bargained with, it can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity! Or remorse or fear and it absolutely will not stop!... ever... until you are dead!
How animals feel about humans
Meanwhile, my dog when the walls creak due to temperature changes and every other living thing in the house is asleep and doesn't care:
HOLY FUCK! HOLY FUCK! HOLY FUCK! ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM JUMP SCRATCH HOLY FUCK!
That's why I prefer cycling. I become bigger, faster and conserve energy.
Run in circles, then target the... target.
Fake. Wolves get the Zoomies also