“I’m not sure, but I don’t think they have anything to do with what America did in the Philippines between 1899 and 1906; in Haiti between 1915 and 1934; in Japan during World War II; in Korea between 1950 and 1953; in Guatemala in 1954; in Vietnam, Laos, and Cambodia between 1960 and 1972; in Cuba in 1961; in Indonesia in the 1960s; in Chile in 1973; in East Timor in 1975; in El Salvador and Nicaragua in the 1980s; in the Persian Gulf in the early 1990s; in Serbia in 1999; in Afghanistan between 2001 and 2021; in Iraq between 2003 and 2007; in Somalia, Libya, and Yemen in the 2010s; and what’s happening in Guantánamo Bay right now.”

[–] FumpyAer@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

Came here to paste that one in too. The Onion never misses.

[–] MF_COOM@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"How to put this… When two crimes love each other very much and want to make a war crime, a magical stork flies over an orphanage, dusting the children with mustard gas."

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

lol that one got me to say, "jesus christ" out loud.

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

“It’s a thing that white countries are allowed to do but brown countries are not.”

Beautiful.

[–] ElGosso@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

The dig at Bari Weiss sicko-flipped