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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/gauchomuchacho on 2026-03-10 05:14:23+00:00.
Yeah... my toilet is gonna like this one... am gassy, bloated, unable to stop farting.
I get back from my lunch break (I walked to Starbucks to try out their new Iced Ube Coconut Macchiato, which is a great drink btw). I decide to serve myself a bowl of dried apricots that I got from Costco not too long ago. Great fruits btw, along with their dried mangos, which taste like candy. Well, I scarf down the dried apricots and get to work. Within the next hour, I start to feel really, and I mean really, bloated. As in... I actually felt my stomach grow in size from the bloat. It wasn't until a few minutes later that I start burping, and I couldn't stop, and not too long after that, I started farting profusely. It's been over 10 hours since I've had the apricots, and I still cannot stop burping or farting as I write this post. My bedroom smells like complete stankass, and when I went to another grocery store to pick up some things, I couldn't stop farting and couldn't hold my cheeks, dammit!
Thank god I work from home lmao...
TL;DR - I ate a bowl of apricots from Costco today, and now I'm paying for it!!!