This is so dumb, it might actually work
this post was submitted on 10 Mar 2026
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Make a partial extra ear that looks like you have an ear growing from behind your ear.
Or like Lycia Naff in Total Recall...
i should get some glasses that have a third eye
And women complain about the price of a bra. Immagine how expensive hers would be!
Are you certain that isn't Eccentrica Gallumbits, the triple-breasted whore of Eroticon six?
https://nadjabuttendorf24.com/fingerring.php
"The fingerring is a prosthesis – an artificial body part that doesn't replace a missing one but complements it. This complement also alters the body part it complements: it emphasizes it, hinders it, and so forth."
The fingerring looks nice for fingering
Suddenly, Inigo Montoya rushes in and stabs you for killing his father.
Ok then just wear two falsies. The murderer had six fingers on one hand. But not SEVEN.
Clever, and that's 6 fingers on left hand, put it on right hand and it's ok.
Where can I send my money???