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[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 63 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Dull to most, but a terrifying nightmare for others.

[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 31 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I was wearing my backpack, I had to back into the elevator as there wasn't really room to turn around inside

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 11 points 3 weeks ago

That's a no from me, dawg.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 25 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 24 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] SapphironZA@sh.itjust.works 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

If you are still in there, I would have serious concerns over its destination.

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 7 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

it just orbits the Earth in a great circle

[–] daychilde@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

eh, it's not THAT great of a circle…

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[–] Multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Just realized: Does the cabin not have a door??
Then it would be not dull, but terrifying! 😳

[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 31 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

Elevators without an inner door are quite common in Sweden.

They do have safety mechanisms to detect dangerous situations, but we have these fun signs on many of them...

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 26 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

⚠️

Risk of crushing

🧑💥

Dangerous to transport goods in elevators that lack an inner door or gate

(for anyone else that is curious what it says)

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

nope it says risk of clams you can't lie to me

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[–] Multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de 19 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Also, I love the term "Klämrisk".
This is exactly what deliberate fake-Swedish would look like :-)

[–] toynbee@piefed.social 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Be careful! There might be clams!

[–] Multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 3 weeks ago

Had mainly to chuckle because it just looks like the enswedification of the German word "Klemmrisiko". :-)

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

YOU GOT KLAMMED!

[–] Multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

TIL

Probably less actual than felt risk, but still...

On the other hand, I am also slightly frightened by moving stairs.

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[–] SillyDude@lemmy.zip 16 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I love caving. Show me a hole in the ground and if I can fit in it, I'm going in.

I would take the stairs everyday instead of getting in that thing.

[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

My stage name is The Ground

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[–] snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

In the Clarksville caves there is a section just before getting out called the chest compressor. Had a guy freakout that was maybe 40 feet from seeing daylight and 14 of us had to all crawl backwards to the core due to his panic attack and go out the way we came in.

[–] daychilde@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

called the chest compressor.

NOPE NOPE NOPE

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This is one of the ressons why I would never do the extended tour of Moaning Caverns again. When I was in 6th grade on a field trip there, we were given the choice to do either the regular tour where you just take the stairs down into the main chamber, they tell you about it and turn off the lights which I had done a few times before on other field trips and with my family on vacation, or to rappel down and explore more of the cave. Other than 1 teacher, I was the only one who wanted to do the full tour.

Rappeling down was scary enough, but paled in comparison to crawling through the super small spaces down below the main room. I am so tall now that I don't even think I could squeeze through some of the areas I remember.

[–] daychilde@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

Just nightmare fuel. heh. But part of it is that as I get older, I get more and more clastrophobic. My young brain didn't pay attention, but my old brain doesn't like getting into situations where it could be hard to breathe. Like… I'm a chair user, but I transfer and can even put the chair in my trunk and get into the car and drive. But I worry about being in an accident and being unable to get out of the car - not only for things like fire, but if my body were to be bent, I could easily get into a position where it would be difficult to breathe. And that sometimes triggers some mild panic that I have to calm before I can go drive. heh

When you're young, you know you're going to live forever. As I've gotten older, I appreciate how many times I haven't died. :)

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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Kinda felt like one when riding it

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Have you been in a coffin before?

[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 3 weeks ago

Given your username, this is actually surprising.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I've been in an elevator like this once. It made a bunch of scary sounds and did that shit that a roller coaster sometimes does as it's going up a big slop where it feels like it slips a little bit. I used the stairs the rest of the time I was there.

[–] th3dogcow@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

How many floors high was it?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

is that a window or a cat flap?

[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 14 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

I was heading down when I took the photo, it is a window

[–] treadful@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

So everyone can just see your feet as you go floor to floor?

[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] brap@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

You sure you didn’t get into a dumbwaiter by mistake?

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

That's why I always make waiters take an IQ test before I enter them!

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[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 8 points 3 weeks ago

No, I am not.

[–] Steve@startrek.website 6 points 3 weeks ago

DO NOT WANT

[–] Multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 3 weeks ago

Looks similar to the one in our previous building.
Just big enough to let the new dishwasher ride alone to our appartment, with practically no place to spare, so appr. 60x60cm².
Had a mirror on one wall, trying to make you feel slightly less claustrophobic. :-)

[–] HejMedDig@feddit.dk 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 weeks ago

Hehe, not that I know of...

[–] lime@feddit.nu 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

oh they used to have one like that in central stockholm, but it was apparently built for multiple people. i literally could not walk inside, i would have had to sidle in. also, the weight rating was "5 people or 200 kg" which tells you a bit about when it was built.

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] pedz@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 weeks ago

Oh. This reminds me of the old elevator at a place I lived years ago, that only had an accordion gate to separate it from the moving walls. My guests were often saying it "looked like the elevators in Titanic".

[–] Redacted@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 weeks ago

Had one of these at my university, fun to ride if just for the novelty

[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Is the elevator door a doggy door?

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[–] The_v@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

I rode on one that size in Uzbekistan. We crammed 4 of us into it.. It did have a inner door which is better .

Luckily it was only like 5 floors so it didn't take long.

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