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[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

People chose the one option that's able to literally take everyone's jobs away from them someday?

[–] Quadhammer@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Take the jobs with no actual plan on what people are going to do afterwards lol

[–] osanna@lemmy.vg 2 points 3 weeks ago

stockholm syndrome

[–] RAFAELRAMIREZ@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

It’s funny how a lot of “innovations” are really just old ideas wrapped in new technology.

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 weeks ago

"We're living in the future. I'll tell you how I know. I read it in the paper. Fifteen years ago."

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 weeks ago

Self Driving Vehicles

Free Speech Absolutism Platforms

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 weeks ago

Real Time Raytracing.

[–] maplesaga@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

Fake money for criminals is speaking of USD here?

Just because it grows at 8% doesnt mean its fake, its also fake because the Fed is a corrupt institution that stopped caring about measuring real inflation a long time ago.

[–] lambalicious@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 3 weeks ago

Thor's voice: "All money is made-up"

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[–] CoryCoolguy@lemmy.myserv.one 3 points 3 weeks ago (39 children)

These results are so backwards. Does literally anyone feel bad for the legal cab companies? lol

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[–] finkrat@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Having watched enough Kitboga I think we're underestimating the impact of the sheer joy and catharsis fake money for criminals ends up causing

[–] pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 weeks ago

Needs a "penis rocket" option.

[–] jeffep@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Night sky destroyer

[–] ACcool 2 points 2 weeks ago

"The secret ingredient is crime". ~Super Hans

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