Everything needs to be online these days - you used to be able to hire a person, kiss them however you wanted to kiss your SO, & they would deliver that kiss exactly alike to your SO.

[–] Vex_Detrause@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It's this a thing? Hmmm.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Either that or my local past office really really likes me.

[–] toynbee@piefed.social 3 points 3 weeks ago

In a town in which I used to live, the post office is now a gynecologist's office. However, because history features heavily in that town's history, historic buildings are heavily preserved there, so the medical facility still appears, at least externally, to be a post office.

A friend of mine claims that he once went there and asked to "put something in a slot," only to be rudely turned away. Given the phrasing, I'm pretty sure he was joking.

[–] lost_faith@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 weeks ago

Big Bang Theory should get a cut of this, looks almost like the one Howard made

[–] apotheotic@beehaw.org 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This will be (read: has already been) used by someone to give themselves head

[–] toynbee@piefed.social 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Like Marilyn Manson?

[–] apotheotic@beehaw.org 2 points 3 weeks ago

With less rib removal

[–] meldrik@lemmy.wtf 2 points 3 weeks ago

https://news.sky.com/story/the-solution-to-long-distance-relationships-a-virtual-kissing-machine-12822054

[–] jeffep@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

This feels like at least 2 decades old. Any more precise estimates?