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Hegseth declares, 'I only speak American' to room full of foreign leaders (www.irishstar.com)

submitted 3 weeks ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] DMCMNFIBFFF@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

[–] nonentity@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago

A healthy and broadly educated population, which feels safe and secure, is incompatible with, and toxic to, conservative and authoritarian ideologies.

They need you to be sick, stupid, and scared.

[–] anon_8675309@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

What does “American” sound like?

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[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago

This waves vaguely around is so fucking embarrassing

[–] Griffus@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 weeks ago

Sci-fi enthusiasts talk about an anti-Christ, but Hegseth is a true, living anti-Norwegian through and through.

[–] EatMyPixelDust@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 weeks ago

"American" isn't a language, you christofascist dipshit

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