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This whole administration is really giving that scene from Harold and Kumar vibes and I hate it. Or, really any scene with him in it lol.

[–] public_image_ltd@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

He says „i am an idiot“ without saying „i am an idiot“.

[–] mrmaplebar@fedia.io 6 points 3 weeks ago
[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 6 points 3 weeks ago

These people are all sociopaths, so they have no idea how to behave and speak normally. They think they know what to say so that we'll never guess how weird they really are, but they're STUPID, too, so they really don't understand, and end up saying all sorts of inappropriate nonsense.

[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Shields to Hide More Corruption! The war on drugs is a complete waste.

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

That might be 2026's Best Self-burn Award winner.

It's got all the irony and impact only a stupid oerskn could conjure.

[–] Averagejoe@lemmy.org 3 points 3 weeks ago

I swear I can never take government seriously. They are wilding out 

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Should assign an interpreter to him that can "translate" his real meanings for them

[–] Fourth@mander.xyz 3 points 3 weeks ago

Holy fuck cringe

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 weeks ago

He really is that stupid, and all that alcohol doesn't make him (or anyone) smarter.

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