“American Exceptionalism” is his religion.
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Actually he only speaks Douche.
When you're so dumb that you publicly claim to speak a language that doesn't even exist, you get voted to lead the military
Not beating the being stupid allegations...
"Nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen." -Donald Trump
Is this the 'American' he speaks?
Yes. Yes it is. And that sums everything up perfectly.
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If I was religious I'd be really nervous about the Book of Revelation type shit happening right now.
That's what they are pushing so that people have no long term incentive to improve things.
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I knew it lol I was waiting for it. I give it 6 months until the national language has been renamed to "American" through a illegal executive order
If you haven't seen it before this is a highlights reel of bandit Keith in a spoof dubbing from yugioh abridged https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBbodtKylqs
Edit: Shorter clip of the best scene - https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ji2UoU0rUX0
What's "American"? Was he educated in a different country? I had English classes in the US.
American is very similar to English, but with an angry drunken slur and no pronouns.
Look, I only speek one language. That means it's the only language that matters. Wtf.
/sarcasm. You should have been able to tell, but reality is that bad.
Goddamn fucking asshole always make McNamara look very tolerable in comparison.
Insufferable
The foreign leaders all raised two middle fingers to the speaker and said "we speak it too"
I'm more and more convinced, the lingua franca of Europe should be Esperanto, just to spite people like this.
Interpreter to foreign guest, in his native language: "The minister admits that he is an idiot."