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Try a touch of salt.

At least in the Americas, you don't buy avocado for sweetness. It's basically a replacement for fat (with fats of its own). Think turkey bacon avocado, for example: turkey is a leaner meat, avocado supplements that, and bacon adds flavor and saltiness.

If you must get something sweet out of it, I've had good luck mixing it with a sprinkle of sugar, a splash of lime juice, and a little hot sauce if you want to be frisky.

I think some people genuinely like the taste, but I'm with you - they just taste kind of 'meh'. Certainly not as nice as most other things.

They are extremely healthy, though - they're considered a top-tier superfood.

Seems like you're missing the part of the internet with, like, recipes. How did you manage to get here, without looking up Avocado on or as food?

Avocados aren't sweet and contain a lot of fat, so yes, they kind of taste like a butter block with kind of a vegetable undertone. That's why they are usually eaten seasoned and as a savory.

That said, if they aren't traditional in your country, they don't have that much going for them. I like guacamole, but I don't think the it justifies the price when there are so many other things to eat.

Avcados need salt and acid to be good. Next time try in a salad with a sharp dressing; or just cubed with lime juice, chili powder, and salt. It's amazing added to a bowl (but not the pot!) of chicken soup.

Without getting too foodie about it. Its blandness is its strength, it adds moisture and a creamy texture to foods, especially salads sandwiches and tacos without using unnecessary oil or animal fats and it counts as a fruit/vegetable in your diet.

The quality can vary by the avocado. If it is slightly stringy, brown or metallic, the fruit is bad. Even a good avocado still has a mild flavor. I think that avocado is good with salt, cumin, tomato salsa, or garlic powder. In some recipes, people add cilantro or lime juice, too.

Avocados are good for sandwiches, but you can also make guacamole dip with them. The guacamole pairs with chips. I don't think people eat avocados on their own very much.

It seems you’re expecting it to act as a fruit. Avocados are used as gourmet ingredients in the west. If you want a sweeter application of it, look up southeast asian desserts made from avocado. It’s usually combined with milk, sugar, and sometimes ice to make it cold and refreshing.

You can eat avocados with salt and lemon. Also, look up the recipe for guacamole.

Tortillas and tacos are super easy to make yourself. They are actually poor people food. They taste very good with guacamole.

You seem to be expecting a sweet fruit. It isn’t that. It’s fatty and savory. Your post reads like “Fruit is really expensive in my area so I started buying butter… why does anyone like this stuff?”

Spread it on bread and sprinkle on some taco seasoning and salt. You’ll thank me.

It does taste like a block of earthy butter. It's absolutely delicious on its own. Even more delicious if cut into thin slices; that somehow intensifies the flavour.

It sounds like you're just not into that flavour. It's not for everyone.

Weird Asian hack for ya, Avo + soy sauce on rice is weirdly very good. Wife does that sometimes, sometimes with other stuff like natto.

Little bit of salt and a squeeze of lime, maybe some cilantro, and you can put that shit on most anything!

It’s OK to not like stuff that everyone else likes. It happens.

It's savory, not sweet. Some salt does wonders, tabasco is nice too :)

Avocados are definitely more on the savory side of the food spectrum. Culinarily, they're almost always referred to as a vegetable because of this, despite being a fruit in botanical terms.

As others have said, salt is pretty much always involved in their preparation. Also, for me and most of the people I know, it's more of an addition to a meal than an actual meal or snack in itself.

I often dice them and put them in rice bowls with cilantro, lime or lemon juice, and whatever other protein I'm using (usually chicken or a fresh fish). They're also added to citrus heavy or savory Asian fusion dishes a lot, nowadays. Basically, avocado goes well with anything rich and savory or light and citrusy.

Aside from that, they are a popular condiment on sandwiches and wraps and add a hint of their flavor and a really nice texture.

People will also do them somewhat like oysters, though, just halved and with hot sauce and lime or lemon juice.

Regardless, I don't think anyone I know eats them without preparation/straight.

Yeah, it's rich and fatty, which makes it more suitable than a carrot for a sandwich. But the flavour in its own isn't hugely interesting to me, but with lime or chilli or something tangy the creamy texture works wonders.

IMO it’s natural mayo: add bit of freshly cracked pepper and salt. If you can handle the spice: paprika or chilli pepper

Avocado alone needs some salt. Otherwise, you need to prepare stuff with it.

are you not even putting salt and pepper on it?

Cause thats the most barebones way to eat it.. Its okay just by itself, but it really needs at least salt and pepper, if its not part of a larger recipe or something.

Hey, how fresh are they? I never liked avocados until I tried them in California, in season. It was like night and day.

But as others have said, they're not really "sweet".

I love this thread so much!

Just to be clear, I'm not laughing at you, OP. I sure wouldn't know what to do with a pomegranate, and we only learn through asking questions and experimenting.

That being said, the idea of biting into an avocado and expecting it to taste like a banana or apple is funny as hell! Especially the comments where they aren't quite sure if these people talking about putting it on a sandwich are fucking with them or not.

Golden!

Don't think of them as fruits. It's more like a very rich, creamy vegetable.

By itself it has a mild nutty flavour. When ripe enough to mash, you make guacamole (tonatoes, onion, salt, and freah lime juice) and it becomes amazing.

But on its own, not groundbreaking.

Avocados aren't supposed to be sweet. I can't do dairy, so sometimes I'll use avocado to get that creaminess I'm looking for, but my favorite way to eat them is in guacamole with some tortilla chips.

Where I live, we put sugar on it.

Mash it on something with salt/lemon/maybe tomato

Depends on the avocado and how it is prepared.

You don't like butter block?

Avocados aren't really supposed to be sweet. More like savory, with that buttery texture. They're really good on toast, no matter what the boomers say.

Others have made some good suggestions. Salt, pepper, chili sauce or sriracha. A fried egg if you want it. Top notch.

As others have said it's savory not sweet and guac is a great choice but I put mine in a wrap.

I cook up some chickpeas in barbeque sauce, spread some avocado on a big ol tortilla, throw in some coleslaw and the chickpeas, wrap it up and go to town.

I put avocado slices on toast with fried eggs on top.