History Memes

Occult ritual, eldritch ritual, neoprotestant cult ritual, wizard kink ritual, toilet food ritual, duck summoning ritual, duck banishing ritual, duck vanishing ritual, duck eradication ritual, small explosive ritual, large explosive ritual, larger fish summoning ritual, hooks for hands surgery mishap, volleyball mishap after getting hooks for hands, you know what any kind of general mishap after getting hooks for hands I'm thinking parasailing, parasauralophalus summoning ritual mishap, parasauralophalus breeding ritual mishap, half Elvis, full Elvis, inverted Elvis, Elvis with gum in his ears, sneeze so hard I pop all my buttholes at once, finish my goal of eating one of everything by eating something that is poisonous to me like a cybertruck or John deere tractor thereby cementing my position at the top of the food chain.

How many was that? Top choice is one of the Elvises. Or top of the food chain.