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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/[deleted] on 2026-03-06 06:06:21+00:00.
Had a late night revelation.
I was awake at 4am, as per usual, and I stumbled across the productivity sub.
So as anyone would, I spent multiple hours being an unproductive asshat, while I was reading productivity posts.
Thought I was Productive Langer McGee himself, feeling proud of myself more and more every post I gazed my glazed eyes upon.
Eventually, I decided to delete all my social accounts, since I was a changed person now, obviously.
And this person I now was, had no time to waste on these useless social media apps.
Well a few hours later, I discovered that being productive wasn't for me, and I reactivated almost every single account.
The only problem was, I couldn't reactive my reddit account.
So now I'm stuck looking like I just fell directly out of the ass of Elon musk, like his other AI robots.
And who wants an Elon musk anal robot posting in their sub? No one. Absolutely no one.
Except this sub, cause this sub has pretty much no standards.
But for fuck sake, what was I was thinking?
Most productive thing I did this week was take a shit.
TL;DR: the productivity subreddit is a dangerous place for imbeciles, such as myself