Chicago Bears

I got money on the bears at 9.5 and they aren’t going to cover. 🤦‍♂️

When an undrafted d2 qb and a 4th string running back are the only 2 people doing their jobs you know the teams a joke

It's amazing how many incompetent players Poles has signed. They all have good RAS scores tho

Aside from Moore who Poles got gift wrapped for sucking his offensive pickups suck

Claypool

VJJ

Pringle

Smith Marsette

ESB

NKeal Harry

Patrick

I can’t stand Lucas Patrick

Wasn't expecting a Monty Python reference tonight lol

There’s probably two teams in the NFL with worse coaching than the bears and its the two teams the bears beat

We're gonna see if Bagent can sustain a passing game because it's gonna be 0-14 real quick.

This is totally monty python music WTF

A glass of beer?

I can't stand that Eberflus will keep his job until the end of the season

That's it! I'm getting mozzarella sticks AND garlic bread with my pizza. Time to eat my feelings.

The copious amount of rum im currently drinking says T Bag is going to pull this out.

I'm actually really hype to see football in the Olympics. Idc that it's flag football lol

Fuck man, teams just use us as the post-breakup confidence fuck again and again. Chiefs, Chargers. We're eternally the get right game.

I still don’t know why we weren’t flexed the moment Fields was injured. I don’t think any game has been flexed now that I think about it.

Does Eberflus look a little feeble tonight?

This defense is porous man

Run game looks like us against raiders

Are they going to run down the game clock? They’re up by 7 and we’ll never catch up.

This game is going to be 5 hours long

Herbert legitimately might not have an incompletion against us this game

I don’t know the numbers, but feel like Stevenson gives up like a 80% plus catch on targets.

Glad the rest of America gets to experience a waste of 2-3 hours too.

I have never seen anyone hop that fast.

Lmao defense is so fucking lost and they keep running the same plays

So they're just playing off by 10 yards on purpose?

The furrowed brow of Flus is hilarious.

“Why isn’t this stuff working?”

Lmao the Chicago bears making mid teams look like the 72 Dolphins since 2012

Can’t believe idiots in here were complementing flus last week lmfao

Can’t wait to see how bagent does playing from behind and needing to throw it down the field

Luke Getsy: Let’s call some screens!

Soooooo Ekler gambles on NFL games????

TJ Edwards having a shocking first quarter

What quarter does SD's first incompletion come? If at all?

How do the Chargers even have fans? It would be like Milwaukee people supporting the Brewers if they moved to Chicago

Pass that beer down..

One of the biggest problems with this team is penalties and field position. They can’t overcome bad positions

I don’t get it man. We bet Brian Hoyer. Why can’t this defense beat Justin Herbert??????

Don’t forget this is the worst passing attack over the last month lmfao. They’re going to absolutely torch this shit defense.

Hell, an incompletion would be a feat for this defense

Herbert and his squidward nose finger is gonna put up big numbers on us

Even their shitty plays are going for 4+ yards

Someone please invent a new sport so Chicago can be good at one of them

This team is full of dumb mother fuckers, coached by even dumber mother fuckers

The real tragedy is having to listen to Collinsworth all night.

What a pathetic fuckin team we are. It's embarrassing to have us in prime time.

You’re probably down 14-0 after this drive.

Time to take the training wheels off Bagent

What am I doing with my life to watch this game

I’m glad we’re back in prime time to remind everyone how big of a dumpster fire we are, we got a little too complacent and out of the headlines the last few weeks, when everyone needs to hold this franchise to the fire for their consistent failures

Chargers will be up 21-0 by the Half