He wants to do a nuke so bad.
We should all be terrified.
this post was submitted on 05 Mar 2026
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He really wants to drop the bomb. Its so fucked up
Everyone's got their kink.
I'm reasonably sure that is "the big one" he mentioned the other day.
My thoughts too
"First president to do it in over 80 years. They said it couldn't be done. 'Sir, you can't do this," they said. The greatest president in American history, the strongest president. They came to me with tears in their eyes, they said 'please sir, don't do it.'"
Someone just nuke his ass first.
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He is fucking busy shitting his pants and napping in his retirement home in Florida.
It's the ghouls around him that actually have the follow through to make sense of the mad kings ramblings.
I really hope this fucking moron dies and suffer a lot
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Spot on!
Hopefully that feeling is his left arm going tingly and numb because he’s about to have a massive heart attack that’ll finally finish the fucking job.
what was he feeling? little children?
that feeling is the pressure of the epstein files being released.
Republicans have cosigned all this shit by not impeaching him.
The president had a feeling, again, based on fact
Calling it "fact" doesn't make it one
Someone should ask him if he feels the rest of the Epstein Files are hiding in Tehran.
That was just the incontinence.
Me, I just wipe and flush the toilet after I have one of those feelings.
🎶
"And when I get that feeling, I want military healing.
Military healing is good for me
Makes me feel so fine, it's such a rush
Helps to relieve the mind (of Epstein files), and it's good for us (mostly me)"
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I was going to go with Boston.
Worst Black Eyed Peas Song Ever.
Ooo! Ooo!
.......ya know? If trump just nuked all of earth, and everybody died? At least I don't have to worry about my non-existant retirement plan.
I'd rather their insane country didn't take the rest of us with them.
Oh come on, New Zealand has the best chance of survival out of anywhere in the world, along with maybe some forgotten village in the middle of the Asian Steppes or the Tibetan Plateau...
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C'Mon......start living up to your username! Global apocalypse for all!
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We could at least start catching up on sleep.
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so why was it again you were so adamant Krasnov was the right candidate again ozma?
Wait, it's called operation "Epic Fury"?? What's this, WWE?
Half of the cabinet is media fucks. McMahon herself is Sec. of Education. This is Pro Wrestling: The Administration.
Any feeling that bastard has should be qualifications for Article II removal.
Fuck your feelings! 2026
The "News" Media Sez: "In another bold move Dear Leader follows his guts! YAY TROOPS!"
He had many feelings on an Island too. I don't like it when trump has feelings...
That's just the spirit of Nergal taking possession over his husk.
He had a feeling and it was called "fear of the Epstein files".
Whereas the rest of us learned to regulate our emotions during childhood.
A feeling based on a concept of a fact.
I've got a feeling
A feeling I can't hide
Oh no
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