"Oh, I don't support slavery," I say as I strut around in Chuck Taylors blood-soaked dreams. "100 more slave babies!" I cry as I gleefully soyface over the latest Hurly shirt release. Pods for everyone I cry as I pay rent to the landlords of the clothing industry and slurp on mulched crickets. Hexbears bathe in the river of hypocrisy and lies.

(Did I do this right? I miss BMF)

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[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Needs the epstein emoji in there somewhere.

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

matt

amber-snacking

[–] AMBER_BOT@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

Amber.

[–] thirtymilliondeadfish@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

I pay $300 in rent and $3 for shoes. Someone who is good at the economy help me, my Bangladeshi slave labour is dying

[–] TerminalEncounter@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

Thank you BMF may I have another?

[–] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

you got the wtf-am-i-reading part but i don't think it's long enough

[–] BGDelirium@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

This but unironically. Fuck a Phil Knight and a Michael Jordan

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

BMF is still around and making hard-hitting content after coming back again and again, truly the ~~prodigal son~~ privatized sun of Hexbear.