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[–] Admetus@sopuli.xyz 45 points 4 weeks ago (6 children)

I still can't get used to her eyes, which makes her a perfect casting.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 27 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

her perception stat is through the roof

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 19 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

She likes to give ‘em the ol’ Rami Malek.

[–] deacon@lemmy.world 9 points 4 weeks ago

It has a slightly different effect with her. At least to me it does. I don’t mean that in a creepy way but her big eyes are cute and that’s now how I’d think of Rami Malek

[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 10 points 4 weeks ago

This picture makes her look similar enough to make me think she could actually be the biological daughter of Kyle MacLachlan.

[–] MisterFrog@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

I feel mean, but at first I thought it was subtle CGI to indicate mutation over generations due to radiation living in the vaults.

Hope she never reads this comment. She is very good looking, just has comically large eyes.

[–] Zombie@feddit.uk 1 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Another casting with unique eyes is Eyegor from Young Frankenstein

https://youtu.be/14WdsvOPyqQ

[–] dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 weeks ago
[–] myotheraccount@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Is this picture from some tv show?

[–] MoonRaven@feddit.nl 23 points 4 weeks ago
[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 21 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Man I just love Ella Purnell's acting. She makes so many wonderfully expressive faces that do a great job with character development and even voice work is amazing.

The most incredible thing is that you likely know her other work and don't know that you do.

[–] baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

i checked her other work and I don't, but i also only very rarely watch movies or tv. actually I've also only watched two episodes of fallout so far, so ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 11 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Well I was taking a bet with the huge Star Trek community in here and Arcane or Maleficent.

But congrats on being the outlier! You may pat yourself on the back or hug yourself and cry at your own discretion.

[–] baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

i do want to get into tv and movies, but i sort of can't put up the required attention

[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh I see... Well I'm sorry to disappoint but I don't have any drugs to sell you.

Its honestly ok to not be interested in a medium, if its not for you don't look at it as if you are missing out.
If you actually do want to get into them it might be best to find a story you sound interested in first and then make your way through it. But you don't have to smoke the perverbial cigarettes just cause everyone else is.

Like anything. You got to put the time and effort in but if you don't want to and you don't enjoy it then you are missing the starting steps needed to push yourself to sit through it. Don't. This is not required.

[–] baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 4 weeks ago

yeah don't worry, I'm not really struggling with it. there are other things i enjoy instead.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 1 points 3 weeks ago

You're better off. Millions of hours a day are wasted on the TV soporific. Imagine how much more productive we could be if there were no Television to distract us.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 13 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Except "anything" is often taken by experienced kinksters as an opportunity to troll and to teach a lesson in expressing limits. All 9 of your fingers will remember that lesson.

[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Elaborate about the fingers, please?

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

A common response with doms I'm friends with to "I'll do anything you want" or "I have no limits" is to ask which finger they want to lose. They don't actually do anything, but it's a way of teaching that there are absolutely things you don't want done to you that other people may want to do to someone and you really need to learn to convey at least the basics of what you want and don't want both for your safety and to avoid making the dom do all the work of figuring out the scope of the scene.

[–] smh@slrpnk.net 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Well, you see, "anything" is very broad and could include removal of a finger or two. Specificity is good when defining boundaries.

[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Oh, as in taking a finger. I thought you're punishing the other nine so they'll be sore.

[–] ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

My kink is being patiently and attentively listened to by my wife while I go hard on my 8th old man rant of the week.. 🤷😅

[–] NewSocialWhoDis@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh my gawd, I had to walk away from my husband on his fourth rant of the week about his deputy PM's obsession with charge numbers. I can't handle another rant about those fucking charge numbers.

[–] ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

🤣

Now I'm curious about what he means by/is the meaning of "charge numbers", I have no clue, lol. You're a good wife. 😁

[–] NewSocialWhoDis@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 weeks ago

When contractors get buckets of money from the government, for their own purposes and maybe for contract legality purposes, they have to allocate/ specify how that money is spent towards each aspect of an effort. So they break a program down into tasks, and assign specific pots of money towards each task with an associated code to enter when you log your time working on those tasks.

So someone in the management of his current program got obsessed with how every single dollar was spent, and decided they needed to triple the amount of charge codes they had to more closely track the work. It sounded annoying as fuck. But it was also annoying as fuck to have to discuss something so trivial for hours.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 points 4 weeks ago

Yeeeeah, I've had a couple of girls where I've had to say, "I'm sorry, I don't think I can do that." 😳

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

I'm down for anything except stuff revolving around pain or putting poop in my mouth. Putting poop in YOUR mouth is okay tho.

[–] baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 4 weeks ago

but I'm also not interested in poop in my mouth so i think we have to break up. i apologize for misleading you, it was intentional.