Can you do this though
this post was submitted on 02 Mar 2026
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There's always someone in the family who will name a better kid and keep comparing you, the inferior to all child.
Commitment. Patience. Psychokinetic ability.
Probably used klarna
You'll never be a billionaire if you keep foolishly indulging in the luxury of eating and drinking. You'll also wasting time eating and expelling waste, you could have two or three other micro hustles to get ahead, you're only two or three centuries away from success!
Bottom feeders eating their 🥑 toast need to learn pull themselves by the 🥾 strap! /s
Even at my very generous salary, ignoring taxes and expenses, I’m still several millennia from joining the tres commas club.
The best time to plant a tres was several millennia ago.
The second best time is now.
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IDK why they have a personal pizza size. Technically, any size pizza I order for myself is a personal pizza.
In my late 20's i'd order 2 stuffed-crust pep lovers and two large ceasar salads every friday night, then go raiding in warcraft. I lived alone.
Sometimes I'd eat half a pizza on friday, and one of the salads, sometimes a whole.
This just sounds like a good ass time and I miss being able to do this. Just replace WOW with Persona 5 and the pizza with a 6 pack and a bacon cheese burger from Parkway Deli
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Hell yeah! Same!
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I carry my own ketchup bottle.
Condimitment
Do you have mini Tabasco sauce to open that large Tabasco sauce?
Goddamnit if that isn't one of the best throwaway gags in the history of television.
That reminds me of how people used to carry around their own spoons everywhere.
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a personal pizza
My fellow American
So strange yall have a name for a normal pizza
What makes it a personal pizza is that it is eaten by a single person in a single sitting.
The one pictured is an American sized personal pizza.
I can understand. Our 'normal' pizzas are supposed to feed a family of four.
Any pizza is a personal pizza if you’re not afraid to live life.
This is weirdly wholesome.
Start small. Get yourself a pizza, and work up from there.
It’s a good perspective. People get daunted by big goals like home ownership that are really just 20-60 thousand personal pizzas.
No house on Earth is worth giving up that many pizzas.
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Use those calories to mow lawns. Register an LLC. Hire a fleet. Buy them pizzas. Growth mindset.
I mean, setting realistic, achievable goals is a very good strategy and mindset.
Gotta build what you want, step by step.
... and also that looks like a pretty darn good pizza.
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All my dads told me about how I was conceived in a bowl of iced piss from a woman they only knew as "sugar cunt". I guess she was diabetic and liked to donate eggs in the most peculiar way.
So now whenever I ask who my mom is they just tell me she's a cummy bear.
Mummy, there's a weird person on the internet
It's important to set achievable goals.
Given that they now give out loans for people to buy pizza, that's a solid achievement.
His kids are going to resent him when he brags about this in 30 years, and roll their eyes when he suggests maybe they just need to learn to be more responsible about rationing their Soylent Green.
Set achievable goals. This is inspirational.
I don't think that's a personal pizza, that looks like a medium. Although "personal" is subjective, any pizza can be personal, I suppose.
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- I'm something years old
- Didn't buy myself a pizza.
- Not "parents."
- Not "get lucky"
- I set a goal and have yet to achieve it.
- Some discipline, too much awareness, bad priorities
#builtdifferent #dailygrind
Gg
"Hey Guy! 😢 Why can't I make friends? I bought zza🍕" psalms 32:39
30 years from now young people would find this meme and will complain that you could afford the real deal, and not just a taste simulation.
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