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[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 68 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Zoom in on the bag, it's AI

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 5 points 1 month ago

Me too, I only noticed after another comment in here tipped me off. I'm just leaving a root comment to bring more attention to the fact that it's ai

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Also the starbucks logo compared with that it should look like

AI Real life
[–] FireRetardant@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That power bar doesn't look right

[–] joshcodes@programming.dev 1 points 4 weeks ago

Was going to say this, the cables are messed up

[–] jade52@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

Yep - the stickers too.

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

Also that magazine(?) that is both far away and really close and lying on the floor and also floating and somehow moving through itself.

I dont know 100% what it is but my soul rejects it.

[–] hoch@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago
[–] VibeSurgeon@piefed.social 27 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I don't think most men make $100k/mo

[–] deceiver 25 points 1 month ago

most men don’t even make $100k per year

[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 26 points 1 month ago

Can’t even post a real male living space? Had to use AI for this shit?

We used to be a society.

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago
[–] TheDemonBuer@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Young men, maybe. I'm in my 40s and there's no way in hell I'm sleeping on a thin mattress on the floor. That would destroy my back.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I spent the last 13 years of my life sleeping on Japanese futons and am now sleeping on a full box spring mattress for the first time since.

I can’t remember the last time I had this much trouble sleeping. What I wouldn’t give to have a “thin mattress on the floor” again.

[–] lobut@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago

what's stopping you? partner needs a full box spring?

[–] Jojowski@sopuli.xyz 2 points 4 weeks ago

I had a fancy ass futon for about 2 years, first on the floor and then with all kinds of extensions (like a mattress topper and slatted base) it was killing my back. After that I've tried 3 different mattresses (two spring ones and a memory foam) and now finally a proper box spring bed from an actual furniture store that the salesperson helped us choose -- and my dog does it make a difference! Also buying a good pillow helped a ton. I've decided I'm getting too old to sleep in an unsuitable bed. Most of the hotel beds I've slept in after getting the new bed feel like crap.

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 weeks ago

Most nights I sleep on the cheap, hard futon couch I've had since college. If I sleep in my actual bed too many nights in a row, my back starts to get stiff.

[–] lost_faith@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

I never slept on a cheap thin mattress, but my mattresses have been on the floor for more than 30 yrs. You can keep your box spring and frame. And I'm 50

[–] Avicenna@programming.dev 16 points 1 month ago

most men won't make $100000 a year, let alone a month

[–] Una@europe.pub 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Let's be real, do you really need anything more than that? 

[–] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 17 points 1 month ago

Plus, if you make $100k per month and live like this, you've probably got $98500 left at the end of the month. You don't need to have too many months like that before you don't need to work anymore.

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago

A chair will be good for your back in the long run.

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 month ago

Shit post indeed, this AI slop is ahit

[–] rb411@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

Eat bolts clanker

[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's called asceticism, sweaty, look it up.

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How do you know they are perspiring?

[–] ShellMonkey@piefed.socdojo.com 3 points 1 month ago

Via the peersperation protocol?

[–] mastod0n@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Kinda. I always treated my place like a workshop with a bed and computer in it.

After moving to a new place I tried to be an adult, get more furniture, hang artworks and such.

In the end I don't really like my place. I rarely use the living room part and my tech stuff isn't as reachable and practically organized as before. In hindsight I should have sticked to what I want for a home.

[–] Starb3an@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

My living room has 2 large shelves covered in tools and parts as well as a workbench. I have some limited artwork but I gave up on appealing to others outside of basic courtesy

[–] Emi@ani.social 3 points 1 month ago

The only problem I see here is the glass, you can easily tip it over. Put it further away or on nightstand.

[–] Hond@piefed.social 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

lmao that lamp is way to fancy

[–] YaDownWitCPP@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why does it have a giant paper cup on top of it?

[–] Suburbanl3g3nd@lemmings.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] wabasso@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ugh I got fooled again. I hate this new internet.

(Starbucks logo for anyone else looking)

[–] OrgunDonor@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Not just that, but also the Plug sockets, the weird bottle in the top right, The sauce packet in the bowl, the laptop and its weird stickers. Then if you zoom in, the plug extension melts into the carpet, the writing on the note pads and a few other oddities as well.

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I have that lamp from IKEA. Really brings the room together.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Looks neat and tidy compared to my home.

[–] ThunderQueen@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Thats because you arent a robot.