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[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 79 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I generally like beyond products (they’re pretty much the only soy-free commercial vegan protein option), but that just looks…bad.

[–] jeffw@lemmy.world 48 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I’d be surprised if this isn’t photoshopped

[–] bus_factor@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I agree. If it looks like that on the inside, why show the cross section?

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 1 month ago

and why would it look like that? Making it an attractive shape is not difficult and that's the whole point of fast food joints!
If this is even remotely real i'll eat my tiny comedy fondant hat that i always wear.

[–] Wander@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Quorn are bigger and better I think.

[–] M137@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Not all Quorn products are vegan though, which is dumb.

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[–] gajahmada@awful.systems 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It's not soy ? What is it then?

Also what's wrong with soy? I'm assuming there's some health restriction I'm not aware here.

[–] bert_macklin_fbi@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Beyond uses chickpea protein. Soy allergies are pretty common.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why not just eat falafel at that point

[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

If it was readily available in grocery stores where I live, I would. Same for seitan.

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[–] undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 45 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Huh? This would be stupidly much better; I live near a KFC and the cockroaches outside, the dead animal smell and just the grease in the surrounding area is atrocious. I wish they’d knock that shit down and sell real food rather than the mechanically separated, likely tortured animal carcasses they dump on the public. How morally bankrupt or tuned out do you have to be to eat in these places?

[–] RidderSport@feddit.org 22 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Wild how different fast food chains are in different countries. Never had that smell or have seen cockroaches anywhere near a German KFC. Though I'd discourrage anyone from trying Hamburg Central Station KFC

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Though I’d discourrage anyone from trying Hamburg Central Station ~~KFC~~

[–] RidderSport@feddit.org 3 points 1 month ago

Haha yeah, but that cannot be avoided at times

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[–] randomblock1@lemmy.world 38 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

This is what the actual marketing photo looks like btw

Most other pictures of the inside also look like this, I think the other photo sliced them with a sharp knife

[–] PlaidBaron@lemmy.world 36 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Have yall actually looked at the inside of a shitty fast food chicken nugget? They dont look that much better.

[–] texture@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

chicken nuggets look much worse

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago

But marketing images tend to dress the food up more, spraying some cooking oil and getting a bright light would make the image a lot better.

[–] Caketaco@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You guys were all propagandized, these were pretty good.

[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 14 points 1 month ago

They don't even look like animal torture 😔

[–] Twinklebreeze@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This isn't about how good they actually are, but how good they look.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Considering people were just fine buying bubbly pink meat chicken nuggets from McD’s until the press decided it was their clickbait du jour I don’t think it would be a problem. I buy Impossible nuggets fairly often, they’re great. Wish they were a little cheaper.

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[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 31 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Beyond is sub par to impossible, however, get it. Impossible nuggets are so close to actual chicken nuggets in flavour and texture that my vegetarian wife won’t eat them. They may as well be chicken so if you don’t eat meat they can be a bit too close.

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I had a smoked salmon substitute like that. The textural resemblance was unsettling

[–] anytimesoon@piefed.social 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Do you remember what brand it was?

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Bizarrely, it was the store brand from Rewe, if you’re in Germany

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

huh. that's a worthwhile recommendation to me. i don't eat chicken for reasons, but every once in a while i crave KFC. usually i just go to a german restaurant and order (or go home and make) some pork schnitzel and that does it for me, but i will have to try these impossible nuggets.

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[–] cloudskater@piefed.blahaj.zone 30 points 1 month ago (12 children)

Vegan here. I've had soy chicken nuggets and they're actually really good. Soy is closest to chicken from the get-go so its the easiest thing for it to replicate, in my opinion.

So I have no idea what happened here, this looks foul. Wtf

[–] excral@feddit.org 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You mean this looks fowl?

... I'll see myself out

[–] cloudskater@piefed.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 month ago

claps slowly as you exit the room

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[–] Resonosity@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 1 month ago

Loved it when Panda Express had their Beyond Original Orange Chicken. Hadn't had that food for years before they brought in a vegan protein option.

Need more vegan protein options everywhere!

[–] gnarly@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago

I was frustrated when they were discontinued because they were actually quite good. There's not many other options for me beyond mac n cheese and green beans so I rarely go back now.

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

What did you expect? It says "beyond fried" right there, as in "so far past fried that it's condensed into rubber". (I'm sorry, Beyond; I love you, and you're perfect.)

[–] Zier@fedia.io 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Not just fried erasers, but breaded fried erasers. You're welcome.

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[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 10 points 1 month ago (4 children)

What I think a lot of beyond meat lacks is strands surrounded by salt, iron, and fatty acids for optimal taste and texture. Their ground sausage is bomb, because its all the good stuff blended up, but the chicken nuggs? Not so much.

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[–] Schmoo@slrpnk.net 8 points 1 month ago

IMO the best vegan substitute for chicken nuggets is breaded and fried lion's mane mushrooms. They are absolutely perfect in taste and texture for this purpose, and the best part is that they can be grown very easily and cheaply.

[–] maxxadrenaline@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Our city had taste tested them for a while. Not very good

[–] acantharea@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I remember as a kid my mom used to buy this one brand of cheap chicken nuggets that was essentially a slurry of birds that was breaded. Being the fatass I was growing up, I found out through impatience that undermicrowaving it by a minute meant the filling wasn’t fully hardened and you could slurp the “chicken” out of the nugget like that big brain bug from starship troopers lol

Anyway - all this to say is that the photo of the filling in these reminds me of those.

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[–] quotequack@lemmy.quotequack.xyz 5 points 1 month ago

kfc back to schoo|

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago

Meat alternatives are getting good, but for fuck's sake, stop frying them in the same oil as fish/chicken or grilling them where the burgers cooked. They have to figure that dilemma out if they ever want vegetarians and vegans to buy this shit. I'll eat it because I'm into eating whatever. But my wife (lifelong vegetarian and vegan for a few of her years) who loves Beyond products has yet to try a single fast food version because it's always the same situation. Prepared exactly where the meat is, and often comes out tasting like fish.

[–] daannii@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Everything meat now days is all hotdog meat.

I bought some brawts the other day. I've bought that brand many times before.

But now they have the texture of Vienna sausages. Pure mush.

So nasty I couldn't eat.

My cat wouldnt eat it either.

And I put outside for the feral animals and 2 racoons refused to eat it. Finally a possum stopped and ate a few chunks (I put it on my porch and can see from my couch if they stop by).

I honestly was surprised that the racoons passed. They will usually eat any leftovers I put out.

But that should tell us something.

It's not human food. Not even close. Only a scavenger animal ate it.

(Also I find it's best to just give the local animals the food cause otherwise they just rip open my trash to get to it. )

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Look man.....if you're going to feed and attract the local wildlife ecosystem to your house, the least you can do is set up a series of webcams all over your property.

If Disney is going to stop making new material, and only make live action remakes, then you may as well record live action animals, and do voiceovers!

Disney never made a movie about the outcasts of the animal neighborhood! You can make a movie about possums, and raccoons fueding for territory, and in the end they find some respect for each other as advasaries.

C'mon. Do it! I'd watch that.

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Release the animal neighborhood movie!

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[–] theacharnian@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago

Why is Noam Chomsky on the logo?

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