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You fucking dumbass.
won't get better
Buy bitcoin soon
Brush teeth more
Stop lifting weights. Your childhood injury will flare up and ruin your life for a couple years.
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Hold bitcoin decades
Do not piss
Don't marry Sarah!
Mom has leukemia would have been a good move
It really depends on when at 18. On my 18th birthday: "mom's headaches cancer". A few months early wouldn't necessarily save her, especially given the few years chemo bought her, but they might. If it's after the cancer is caught I'd say "come out soon" and point to myself.
Point at him and say: "Gay. Invest Zoom." He'll figure it out.
I can't figure out how to prevent 9/11 in 3 words. So, I'll just say "Programming Language: Haskell".
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You deserve better.
Buy Apple Stock
"ALIEN INVASION SOON"
I do a little self-trolling :)
You're a girl
You do fine
'Read this book' as I hand him a guidebook for the next decade or two.
Don’t stop believin’
Won't get better.
Google, Microsoft, bitcoin.
Buy Google
Edit- I remember telling my dad this; it occurs to me now he may not have had the liquid funds to invest that I at the time assumed he did
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