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North Carolina’s Michael Phillips revealed that he had a 0.38in member in bid to reduce stigma of the condition

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[–] Alpha71@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (16 children)

You just have to "Git Gud" at oral. They ladies won't really care if you can do that.

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[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Even this topic brings out the political divide.

[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He also said using the bathroom can be difficult because “it goes everywhere and stuff like that”.

Just sit down, dude

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

If it's just a nub, then it would point at the seat.

He probably needs to use one of these:

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[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago

The hangover 2 when Chow was passed out under a bunch of shit on the floor and the wolf pack is like "What is that? Is it a mushroom?"

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