Ha. Nice. What is interesting about that scenario is the human would be loading up on protein (probably meat based diet) and working hard to gain that, and the gorillas sit around eating a vegetarian diet and have massive muscle mass just because.
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gorillas sit around eating a vegetarian diet and have massive muscle mass just because they metabolize different kinds of protein MUCH more effectively than humans do and also are much more physically active than the average human
Fixed it for you.
Brb gonna go throw a gorilla into some nuclear waste and get it to bite me.
aw dude why waste all that nuclear waste on a gorilla when you could have a mandrill bite you
cool faces and inflatable asses. why would you pass that up.
Because mandrillman is already my tinder profile name.
it seems more like we've found a (dear gods gag me but it's the right word) synergy we could exploit
But what if the gorillas stopped sitting around and actually worked to build muscle mass? We've never actually seen a gorilla that was trying to get as big and as strong as he could.
I don't know about the physical activity. Gorillas are known for not moving around much. But they lack the muscle size regulation that we have.
Well That was my point, we work at it they don't. And most of bro dude protein intake is wasted
Bro vegan athletes win in the olympics, in strong man, in sprints, in marathons, all over the place. They have to work hard for it, sure, but there's nothing special about meat protein.
This hurts me. The term is 'yoked' as in strong as an ox that can bear a yoke, not 'yolked' as in somehow related to egg slime. Hugging gorillas is very wholesome though.
Yolked because of all the albumin
Also being able to open that one pickle jar without the neighbor kid laughing at me.
I will never be able to open that one pickle jar without the Xelayan kid laughing at me.
Knive in jar lid side, wiggle until it bubbles.
Bottle opener. Or spoon, even. Just barely lift the edge of the lid to let in a little air.
Hold it upside down and strike it with the underside of your fist. It lets air in like the knife method while looking badass.
*yoked
I was looking for an egg joke. It's as egg as the nose on plain's face.
I always thought from hearing it that it meant they ate a lot of raw eggs, since that is sometimes associated with bodybuilding. I guess it means you look like an animal that would normally be yoked together to pull a plough or some such
Nope, just a homophone. Though several companies cash in on body building pseudoscience with that.
No it's like how you yoke an ox or draft horse.
I'm very sad that they didn't put together "large barge"
well it looks like we've got to recut it
No actual bodybuilder eats raw eggs, raw eggwhites have significantly lower bioavailability than cooked ones. And if you live in the US they are a salmonella risk as well
Because they want other guys to find them attractive.
If you don’t train: “I love you, brother but you’re hug game is weak.”
So yolked! I bet he drives a souped-up car!
Or that he beats his wife with a whisk.
^too^ ^far?^ ^too^ ^far.^
That won't work. That guy is going to get his arms ripped off.
What a fucking idiot.
There are no known cases of Gorillas attacking humans.
Dicks out for Harambe!
But humans attacking gorillas and getting their organs ripped out are a different story.
He's got a hug!
Are they fighting or hugging
Hugging, look at those smiles!
Yolked? Maybe that's part of the joke, but you can't trust anyone to use words right in a professional setting like webcomics.
I think it's just engagement bait, and it seems to be working
Jane Goodall wasn't jacked.
EDIT: Actually, I should've used Dian Fossey as my example since Goodall studied chimpanzees. Fossey wasn't jacked either, though.
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