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[–] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 85 points 1 month ago (4 children)

False.

Add a black leather trenchcoat. Katana for flair, but not required

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 38 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Columbine made black trench coats fall briefly out of fashion...but The Matrix brought it back a couple of years later.

[–] Vegan_Joe@piefed.world 58 points 1 month ago (2 children)

They were both 1999. Matrix released in March and Columbine was April 20th (made for a fucked up 4/20 that year...)

[–] errer@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

Yeah and immediately after there was some blame placed towards the Matrix.

[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

If you take the other interpretation of 4/20 (namely that it is Hitler's birthday, it's reasonably appropriate.

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 7 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Add a fedora for a bit of extra zazz

[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 3 points 1 month ago

Would Kali be more on theme?

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 2 points 1 month ago

Add leather chaps (no pants) for a bigger bit of extra zazz!

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[–] BattleGrown@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

From a more civilized age

[–] copd@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Honestly just that entire late 90s early 00s serious action movie vibe. Blade, Matrix, Underworld, Postal, Max Payne, Dark City. Not eXistenZ tho

[–] PlaidBaron@lemmy.world 83 points 1 month ago
[–] Klear@quokk.au 44 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That outfit is ridickulous.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Your pun makes me Furya(s)

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 26 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (8 children)

Highest grossing films of 2000 tend to disagree:

  • MI:2
  • Gladiator
  • Castaway
  • What Women Want
  • Dinosaur
  • Jim Carey Grinch
  • Meet the Parents
  • The Perfect Storm
  • X-Men
  • What lies beneath

Given this, I would say the coolest outfits would either involve plate armor, a volleyball, or a green yak-fur suit.

Only thing those nipples are good for is milk.

[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 33 points 1 month ago

If you’re trying to tell me that Meet The Parents is better than Pitch Black because more people saw it in the theater, you have no idea what makes anything good and you shouldn’t reveal that about yourself with confidence on the internet.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (9 children)

Making money != being cool.

If your sense of style is dictated by what is profitable, your style is mindless consumerism.

Which is immensely uncool, cringe even.

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[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 7 points 1 month ago

More like LAMESTREAM

Who hasn't jorked it to Jim Carey's portayal of that gorgeous gangrenous Grinchβ€½

[–] Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Jim Carey Grinch is my favorite movie

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago

It's probably my favorite movie on that list, but only because I can enjoy it with my kids.

A few more years and then, maybe I can bring them into the JasonDJ "circle of trust".

and outfit lets be real

[–] PacMan@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Forgot about Gone in 60 Seconds

Dat Moby Opening https://youtu.be/RC6_GkI3vCU

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[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 month ago (4 children)
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[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

This ain’t a shitpost. This is just spitting facts.

[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

Early 2000s edge aged like fine wine.

[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He wasn't a cop, he was the prisoner......

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[–] maplesaga@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

The movie Daredevil had a guy with a bullseye on his head who could kill people by flinging paper clips at them, penetrating their skull. Nothings cooler than that.

Mads Mikkelsen in Pusher

This franchise could have been so much more. Two great games and a sequel that took us far beyond the scope of the original.

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago
[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Teacup. He'll arrest you with his teacup.

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago

Was Riddick short for ridiculous?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 1 month ago

But he ain't even human. He's a Furian.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 3 points 1 month ago

Now if you aren't real life Astolfo, you are looked at really badly. Or dad bod, no inbetween.

[–] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

Simpler times.

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