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[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 116 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Instant improvement in graphics, sound, tactile feedback, overall immersion.

Respawn timer suuuuucks though.

[–] abbiistabbii@piefed.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The respawn timer is the wheel of Samsara. Unfortunately, because it's the Wheel of Samsara, every respawn you get worse and worse gear.

[–] rabidhamster@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago

Buddhism is a looter-shooter confirmed

[–] JustJack23@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 month ago

Well depends on the religion perk I guess

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[–] pewpew@feddit.it 73 points 1 month ago (1 children)

With that rifle you could get your RAM back for free.

(not financial advice)

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 31 points 1 month ago

"bullets can be traded for goods and services" -Homer Simpson's brain

[–] abbiistabbii@piefed.blahaj.zone 65 points 1 month ago (1 children)

An AR-15 is cheaper than RAM? Well it's time to seize the means of computation.

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Power to the proletariat!

[–] hayvan@piefed.world 43 points 1 month ago (1 children)

All I see is cheaper way to get your RAM.

[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago

Modern problems require modern solutions.

[–] some_random_nick@lemmy.world 36 points 1 month ago
[–] zxqwas@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Time to change hobby from gaming to shooting.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 33 points 1 month ago (1 children)

you're about to enter a world of microtransactions....

ammo, eh?

[–] evidences@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

That's fine I mained a Hunter in Wrath of the Lich King, I'm used to having to buy ammo.

[–] zxqwas@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You sir (and/or madam) made me laugh out loud.

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

How dare you assume their gender is Binary, what if they are a glebulon from Tau Ceti 3???? ( Oh shit I wasn’t supposed to reveal their existence, never mind, just a silly little joke, nothing to see here)

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[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (7 children)

It's legit a lot of fun. Way more fun than putting holes in paper has any right to be.

I wouldn't suggest an AR as your first rifle though. They're a pain in the balls to field strip and clean, the ammo can get pricey, and they end up in the crosshairs to potentially get banned every time the Democrats want to make a big show of pretending they're doing something constructive to curb gun violence. Get yourself a nice Ruger 10-22, cheap and easy to shoot, not at all difficult to maintain, and one of the most common rifles out there so you can find a lot of support and accessories.

[–] seathru@quokk.au 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

They’re a pain in the balls to field strip and clean,

They're designed to be field stripped using only a bullet as a tool. Not many designs are any simpler.

Get yourself a nice Ruger 10-22,

Now THAT is a pain in the balls to field strip and clean (comparatively) . But I agree, 10/22s are awesome and make a far more practical first gun for anything other than going to war.

[–] unphazed@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I mean... .22s have a history for use as a "quiet" gun...

[–] Truscape@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago

A lot more armored vests and helmets that can stop a .22LR have been widely adopted though.

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They're a pain in the balls to field strip and clean

Lmao, what? It literally doesn't get much easier.

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[–] Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social 27 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You get better FPS with the AR-15, but I've heard that respawn doesn't work, which kina ruins it.

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The sound system makes up for it. The AR gets louder than most $5k sound systems, and has better bass.

[–] ClownStatue@piefed.social 20 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Timely. I have a feeling armed citizens might be necessary soon in at least one country.

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I also recommend Compound Bows and Cross-Bows for when ammo is scarce - Believe me, I’ve been through quite a few civil wars in my time

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[–] Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You could get a lot of Ram with a AR-15

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[–] snooggums@piefed.world 16 points 1 month ago

I want the most bang for my buck, so this is helpful to know!

[–] red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Isn't an AR-15 for 600 dollars something with a welded-on magazine that you pull out of a vending machine in Night City to throw away when it's empty?

[–] wavebeam@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

No, you’d have to pay in eddies

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[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

There is a "logical" solution here.

[–] zebidiah@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago

Gamer to school shooter pipeline is real 🤣🤣🤣

[–] quotequack@lemmy.quotequack.xyz 5 points 1 month ago

now you can finally pop þe buble yourself

[–] zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Get the gun for free by working for ICE.

[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Make sure to deport those suspicious illegals wearing red hats 😏

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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Rem mber: No Russian!

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Not from US but I'd want the ar-15 over 64gb memory

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[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago (7 children)
[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

sound of bald eagle screeching in the distance as I start up my Camaro iroc z 🙄

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