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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/Best-Pirate5073 on 2026-02-28 04:01:48+00:00.
So two weeks ago, a new couple moved into the house across the street from my house. This couple looked to be in their mid 30’s, seemed nice, and when I saw them unloading their U-Haul the other day, they waved and seemed super friendly so I thought I’d go over and introduce myself.
Before I get there though, each weekend on Fridays myself and a group of others in the neighborhood have a little run group that runs a few blocks around the area. Usually everyone invites everyone and it’s a great way to meet neighbors and make friends so I thought “fuck it, let me say hey and shoot an invite that way” and I did just that.
I went over last weekend after I got off work and a few hours before our weekly run started and knocked on their door. They both greeted me, we chatted and honestly it was a good conversation. We all exchanged numbers and I went on my way. They weren’t able to make last weekends run but suddenly this morning I get added to a group text with both of them…
The text started with the husband saying hey and basically just being super friendly (nothing wrong at all with that) and the wife following right after with some VERY friendly texts. Think lots of emojis and borderline flirtatious.
I didn’t think anything of it or read too into it, honestly just assumed they were super friendly.
As we chatted, they said specifically:
“Hey we will be joining you on that run tonight! We are having some friends over tonight for drinks, you should stop by later tonight!👀”
So we ran, I came home, showered, grabbed a bottle of wine and walked over.
Turns out their friends all “cancelled” and they wanted to have drinks in the hot tub. One thing led to another and as we drank and chatted, I quickly discovered that my neighbors are swingers and apparently THEY BOTH were into me.
I brushed it off, played it cool, and headed back home when the night was over but I damn sure didn’t expect my neighbors to dive in like that LOL.
It’s still a funny thing to laugh about but I imagine our runs will be interesting in the future 😂
TL;DR: I invited my new neighbors to run club and found out quickly that they were swingers.