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[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 64 points 1 month ago

Well, you see, Jane, when Netflix was $6 a month, nearly everyone stopped buying DVDs, and most slowed way down on piracy. Then, as Netflix grew greedier and decided to start its own production studio, it doubled the prices of its plans, limited its family plan to exclude college kids, and added ads to its cheapest plans. Then all the streaming companies started fighting for titles, and you can no longer figure out who streams your favorite shows. But most of the local places to buy DVDs are gone. So Piracy picked back up in a big way, and the server stores all the shows we watch on our phones and TVs.

[–] MnemonicBump@lemmy.dbzer0.com 58 points 1 month ago (3 children)

"NOTE: This book was produced as a promotional item by Microsoft and HP."

[–] Canuck@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago

I was wondering why it said Windows Home Server lol

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 5 points 1 month ago

Oh, remember the strange era when Microsoft was selling private home servers?

[–] Damage@feddit.it 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nah Microsoft sells cloud services

[–] MnemonicBump@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 month ago

Yeah, except my quote is real, and it was actually made as a promotional item by Microsoft and HP

[–] homes@piefed.world 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I love it when memes are real

[–] BladeFederation@piefed.social 19 points 1 month ago

don't let your memes be dreams

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I laughed so hard at this. I'm glad a few others here get it. Lemmy is a cool place.

[–] Scrollone@feddit.it 9 points 1 month ago

You can actually buy the book 😂

[–] anonfopyapper@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] bisby@lemmy.world 30 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] JohnWorks@sh.itjust.works 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Lmfao I thought it was a meme but it’s real

[–] chicocheco@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Ngl, that makes us two, haha

[–] MoffKalast@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wait what, it's real? And from 2007?

Dammit, Amazon has no preview for it. I bet each page of it is meme worthy.

[–] curbstickle@anarchist.nexus 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] MoffKalast@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago

Lmaoooo, the book of personal attacks.

[–] Dave@lemmy.nz 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They had me up to Windows Home Server. I don't think I want one of those. It sounds dangerous, I wouldn't let that in my house.

[–] hayvan@piefed.world 2 points 1 month ago

Yeah, I was enjoying the book until that page made me ragequit. Absolutely no Windows servers.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Can't link because of lemmy.world TOS, but if you DDG the title the second result is a direct .pdf link on archive.org.

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 16 points 1 month ago

Can't relate PC hardware got way to expensive.

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

It's your new babysitter AGIMUS

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 2 points 3 weeks ago

“Mommy has a server cause I had to sell your sibling.”