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[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 78 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah. But not on the bed.

Except some times on a lazy Saturday morning and they're being annoying because they know it's normally breakfast time now, but letting them up on the bed is a super special thing to take their mind off it. But they know it's not a "You just get to do this whenever you want" kind of deal now, it's invite only still. And they can't take up all the room or start to clean themselves, shaking the mattress while the humans are trying to sleep in.

Farts are an instant kicking off too.

Utahraptor gets to sleep in the bed. They are rather needy.

Sounds like you shouldn't own one.

[–] ns1@feddit.uk 46 points 1 month ago

I would also like feathers on my pet dromaeosaurid please

[–] JoeTheSane@piefed.social 36 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Accurate. I am an atheist and I do want that.

[–] SippyCup@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Less than accurate. Where is my wife's boyfriend? Can't have him out in the cold!

[–] Ghostie@lemmy.zip 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sleeping in the raptor bed

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Consensually.

[–] angrystego@lemmy.world 33 points 1 month ago

Ateists want their raptors scientifically accurate - with plumage.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Open the door. Get on the floor. It's your turn to walk the dinosaur.

[–] Asfalttikyntaja@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 month ago

Boom boom acka lacka lacka boom boom

[–] Gigdragon@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I didn't want this....but now?

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[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Would you also not want to have Mongo as your pet?

[–] Dojan@pawb.social 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

As someone with a husky, I practically already do. Bouncing-off-the-walls energetic, obstinate to a fault, r̷̖̦͑͑͜é̴̢̝ͅǎ̴̚͜͝d̵̡̳̥̀ị̷̕l̴̦̹̰̀̔̂y̴̧̫̓͝ ̶̗̠͊a̵̩̬͆̉t̵̛̩͆̚ṯ̸̘̯͐̌̀å̶̼͚̐̚c̵̙̞͑k̵̡̪̎́͜s̵̡̙̭̍ ̷̭̩̭̽̀̀a̸͕̎͝n̵̞͆̎͝d̵͙̓͐͜͝ ̶͓͂̊ḓ̶̓ȩ̷̞̓̇v̸̢̤́̓͑ǫ̸̥͓̏ụ̵̙͍͒͗͠r̸̪̞̙͌s̷̡͎͍͊ ̷̹͙͐m̴̨̨͚̄̂y̶̹̮͋̓́ ̶̛̭͙̹̓̑e̷̡̓̽ň̵͍̒e̸̢͔̓͛m̵̄ͅi̴̥̱̼͆͘e̵͉̬̓̋ͅs̶̞̥̬̊.̵͓͈̼̈́

[–] how_we_burned@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

GSD actually have a time know as the velociraptor phase

My house still has parts of it eaten out by this utter bastard

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[–] ParlimentOfDoom@piefed.zip 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And how cute would those velocibears be? Ursaraptors? Bearsaurs?

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[–] Bgugi@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I said Mongo, not Princess Donut.

[–] perishthethought@piefed.social 4 points 1 month ago

Godammit, Donut 🐱😣

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago
[–] Abbysimons@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

I mean, if the package includes a Velociraptor that actually cuddles instead of opening doors and hunting me, then sign me up.

[–] rayyy@piefed.social 13 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Why does the right wing spend so much time worrying about what other people are doing? Is it because they have so much guilt in their own lives?

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[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Just make that dinosaur minipig-sized and you have a deal.

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[–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I have learned nothing whatsoever from Jurassic Park and am attempting to recreate dinosaurs. Blue, here I come!

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[–] Nagrom@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 month ago
[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Man: "I consent"

Woman: "I consent"

Announcer: "Isn't there someone you forgot to ask?"

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[–] blady_blah@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Not me! My pet dinosaur can sleep on the fucking floor!

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

You heartless monster. I can't say no, so both of mine pile in bed with me.

[–] ParlimentOfDoom@piefed.zip 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Weird using a pic of Pratt, who join an extra culty sect of the church to make this point...

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 7 points 1 month ago

It's not him, it's his character from the movie where he has a hot redhead girlfriend and a pet velociraptor. It's not the character's fault he's played by a turd.

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[–] Schadrach@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 1 month ago

I'm pretty sure this is the world scalies want, not necessarily atheists in general.

[–] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 7 points 1 month ago

Oh sure, just the atheists WINNNNK

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Wrong dinosaur, and she doesn't have to be a redhead.

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[–] Tattorack@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

8O

Fuck yes! I want a pet raptor!

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

And the meteor(and the volcano eruption) robbed us from this future.

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[–] Etterra@discuss.online 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Are you kidding? There's no way I can afford that thing. I live in America man, I struggle to pay for my own food and healthcare.

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[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

I'm cool with this

[–] Pirat@lemmy.org 5 points 1 month ago

Isn't it the Christians who keep saying man and dinosaurs coexisted?

[–] AlexLost@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

What in the Jurassic World Fanfic is this?!

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Holy fuck that looks fucking awesome! Hell yea I want a fucking pet dinosaur! Where the fuck do I sign? Atheism for the fucking win!

[–] baltakatei@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 month ago

For a second I thought he was a raptortaur.

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago

I’d settle for getting to sleep

[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 4 points 1 month ago

It's actually the world Christians are hoping for too.

[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 month ago

I mean, not neccessarily only specifically that world, but it's certainly an option.

[–] Bubbaonthebeach@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago

Funny I thought it was the "the world is only 6000 years old" group that thought this was real for their ancestors?

[–] NannerBanner@literature.cafe 4 points 1 month ago

That's clearly the raptor priest, coming to tell his church kids to stop sleeping in, but then he just gets so excited by seeing them sleep that he forgets himself and joins in the cuddles.

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