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Any day now ๐Ÿ™„. Wish they'd fuck off with all this.

"Truly I tell you, this generation will not pass away until all of these things have taken place." -Matthew 24:34

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[โ€“] donescobar@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

What a sad life, Iโ€™m glad Iโ€™m up out this piece

[โ€“] Teon@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago

Cut "repent be saved' off, and on the bottom of it write with a fat sharpie, "...all over my face." Now go staple that back on that power pole!!

[โ€“] shiveyarbles@beehaw.org 5 points 2 years ago

I'd feel so stupid though if I repented and then Jesus no-showed

[โ€“] groucho@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 2 years ago
[โ€“] Reality_Suit@lemmy.one 1 points 2 years ago

I think I'm having one.

[โ€“] awwwyissss@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)
[โ€“] Cranakis@lemmy.one 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

For Jesus to come back? Fucking right. Muther fucker has some explaining to do.

There is, of course, no reason to think he is coming back. I am not afraid of 2000 year old Mediterranean mythology, nor should anyone be. Even if I was so deluded, the mythology clearly says he'll brb within that generation and that generation died thousands of years ago.

[โ€“] awwwyissss@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Did you even watch the video... I'm clearly making fun of the whole thing

[โ€“] Cranakis@lemmy.one 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[โ€“] awwwyissss@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Cranakis@lemmy.one 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Thanks for the alt link. I should done that when the sign was still up.

Sorry, without the video, I thought some Christian was trying to put the screws to me.

[โ€“] awwwyissss@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

All good, I'm fed up with religious nut jobs too

[โ€“] Lolman228@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago

I'm cumming to jesus

[โ€“] FReddit@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

If the sky daddy boy returned today he'd just get crucified again.