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[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 81 points 1 month ago (5 children)

This is funny as a meme but don't give anyone any drugs they don't know they're taking, not even weed. You don't know what they're already taking (or abstaining from) just to be "normal," and you don't know their genetics.

Now, if you're already a buncha potheads, planning this together, and having one brave person "admit" to HR that he "accidentally" brought the wrong batch of brownies his wife had made for her Baked Bridge party instead of the straight ones he had baked, could give the whole team a reprieve as well as a hilarious workday

[–] LePoisson@lemmy.world 32 points 1 month ago

Why would anyone need to admit anything to HR? That's the sort of shit that whoever did it goes to the grave with!

[–] candyman337@piefed.ca 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Additionally, this is a felony offense, at least in America, if they find out you did it intentionally

[–] Taldan@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

What's the charge?

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Baked Bridge

bridge is already incomprehensible to me, adding pot might actually be interesting

[–] SinningStromgald@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The lack of a singular way to bid in Bridge does decrease its accessibility to newcomers. Bidding aside it is no harder than any other trick taking game.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The lack of a singular way to bid in Bridge does decrease its accessibility to newcomers

eh, for me it's guessing what the other player is experiencing and basing strategy off that 'shared' behavior.

[–] SinningStromgald@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That knowledge comes from knowing how to bid.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

yeah but I'm no fucking goood at it lol. so yeah. maybe high

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 7 points 1 month ago

I want to be invited to that bridge party, please.

[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago

As the other comment says, why would anyone tell HR anything? They work for the company. You're literally a resource that they're managing for the company. As with all legal issues, shut the fuck up. You don't admit to anything, legal or otherwise. If they want information they can get it themselves.

[–] hamid@crazypeople.online 34 points 1 month ago

Let me take this meme seriously and make a comment no one needs to read

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How much of the least harmful substance do you need to give someone to fail a drugs test?

Like some poppy seeds on some bread? Actually harmless levels.

[–] darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Opiates are out of your system relatively quickly. You'd have to be tested within a couple days of consumption to detect it. THC and it's metabolites, however, bind with fats in your body and stick around for much longer, especially so for regular and chronic users. A single dose can be reliably detected more than a week after consumption, with chronic use detectable for months after the last dose.

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

So, you're saying you only need a little dose in order to fail the drug test?

So some very very light brownies would do, or?

That would be a win win. Theoretically.

[–] 474D@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Highly doubtful, the test isn't a yes/no, it has a certain threshold you have to pass. If you never partake (so have no THC stored in your fat cells already) and just have a little, pretty good chance you won't test positive

[–] darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

In theory it might be possible, but in practice, I think you'd be spending a lot of money bringing in medicated brownies every day that are potent enough to build up in your system while also being weak enough to be undetectable.

[–] etherphon@piefed.world 1 points 1 month ago

That's the plot of the movie High School (2010). Decent stoner flick, Adrien Brody's character is fun.